Wife: Sirf Mere Liye He Paan Kyon Le Rahe Ho?
Apne Liye Bhi Le Lo…

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Husband: Mai Bina Paan Khaye Bhi Chup Reh Sakta Hon. 🙂

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Patni: Mai Gana Gati Hu,
To Tum Balcony Me Q Jatey Ho
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Pati: Taki Mohalle Wale Ye N Soche,
Ki Mai Tera Gala Daba Raha Hu..

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Pati-vo khubsurat LADKI Muzko Has k Dekh rahi hai
Patni-Pehle confrm kar,
Has k dekh rahi hai
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Dekh K Has Rahi hai

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Wo Aankh badi hi pyari thiJo usne Humko maari thi,….
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Hum to MUFT mai fida ho gaye
DOSTO Humko kya pata tha ki unko,
Baba ramdev ki bimari thi..

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Wife: Subah Mere Chehre Pe Pani Kyo Dala,
Husband: Tere Baap Ne Kaha Tha
K Meri Beti PHOOL Ki Tarha Hai
Ise Murjane Mat Dena
😛 😉 😀

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Dost: Biwi se Jhagra Solve hua kya?
Papu : Ghutno pe Chal k Aayi thi Mere paas.
Dost: Kya Boli?
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Papu : Boli Bed k Neche se Nikal Aa,
Ab Nahi Marungi 😛 hahahaha

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Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!
Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?
Husband: Tum ko kese pata?
Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

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Wife: Tum bahir jate ho to mujhe dar laga rehta hy.
Husb: Don’t worry darling me jaldi ajaonga!
Wife: Bas isi baat ka to dar laga rehta hai 🙂

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Bivi ne Kurti utari,
Sexy Nazron se Santa ki Taraf Dekhte huye….
Salwar bhi Uttar k Boli- Pata Hai Na, Kya karna Hai ? 🙂
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SANTA- Ghanta !!!!!
MAI RAAT KO KAPDE NAHI DHOUNGA… Itni Sardi Hai 🙁

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Ye dil bahut udaas hai,
Koi apna nahi paas hai,
Har waqt boring sa ahsaas hai,
Jara apni girlfriend ka number dena,
Suna hai wo badi jhakaas hai.

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Banta: Sante tera restaurant kaisa Chal raha hai?
Santa: Koi Khas nahi.
Banta: Vaise main do bar tere restaurant Aaya, Par wahan pe tala laga hua tha.
Santa : yaar tu lunch ya dinner ke time Aaya hoga..
Uss time humlog khana khane Ghar jate hai

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“Aaj ka Suvichar”
Jo husbands apni biwi se darte hai,
Wo sidhe swarg me Jaate hai !
Aur
Jo nahi darte hai,
Unke liye to dharti hi swarg hoti hai.;)

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Biwi: Jaanu tum mujhe waise pyaar nahi karte
jaise Shahrukhkhan Kajol se film me karta hai.
Husband: Woh Pyaar karne ke 5cr leta hai,
par tere Baap ne kabhi 200 bhi nahi diye:'(

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Husband: “Kya tumne mujhe kutta kaha?”
No answer
Husband ask again But…
No answer
Then again he ask
Wife: “Nahi kaha janu.
please, ab bhonkna band krdo.

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Husband: Agar Operation me Mujhy kuch ho
jaye to tum usi Doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Biwi: Aisa kyon keh rahe ho?
Husband: Tou kya Doctor ko maaf kar doon…

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A couple in Art Gallery saw a picture
Of a Girl coverd by leaves.
Husband keeps on watching.
Wife:Ab chalna hai ya aaandhi ka intizaar kar len :p

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