*I am self employed so if you see me talking alone don’t bother to ask me , no problem ,maybe I have staff meeting
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*Black parents will compare you with other kids*
_But when you compare them with other parents._
*Hehehehe my friend you will be homeless*
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Sing Like No One’s Listening, Love Like You’ve Never Been Hurt, Dance Like Nobody’s Watching, And Live Like it’s Heaven On Earth
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LIFE IS ABOUT: Trusting your feelings, taking chances, finding happiness, learning from the past, and realizing everything changes
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You know something is wrong, when you can’t remember the last time
you were truly happy…
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If you meet a woman that admit she’s wrong, apologises and changes her ways. Dump her, that might be a man, women don’t do that..!
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Parents today are afraid to beat their kids.
Meanwhile I’m here remembering the time my mother factory reset me with a slap.
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Teacher: Any One Who thinks he’s stupid may stands up
Nobody stands up
Teacher: I’m sure there are some stupid student over here!!
Little Johnny stands up
Teacher: ohh Johnny you think you’re stupid?”
Little Johnny: No I just feel bad that you’re standing alone
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HER: do u smoke
Me: yes
Her: how much is cigarette
Me: R3
Her: How many cigarettes do u you smoke in a day
Me: 10
Her: how long have you been smoking
Me: 15 years
Her: if you save R30 in a day you would have a new BMW now
Me: that’s true…..Can I ask you a question
Her: yes
Me: do you smoke?
Her: nop
Me: where’s your BMW
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My girlfriend went to study abroad and came back with a baby who looks exactly like her. I asked her what that was all about and she said that the child was given to her as a token of appreciation for her good behavior in campus. She thinks am stupid, well am not. I know she probably stole that child or something.
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Every family has that Aunt who thinks her kids are better than other children,
if u don’t know her, then tht aunt is ur mother
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Facebook is meant for chatting but since girls don’t reply to our messages, we are now Comedians and it is working.
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got a lift from a Golf 7 GTI today it was amazin……when i got off i almost gave the guy my number, Ladies i understand now
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You’ll Never Hear A Lady’s Real Voice Unless
She’s Being Chased By A Dog
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When a girl says “Tell me about yourself ” she’s asking if u work or if u drive not this nonsense of I’m a caring & loving guy
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Some People Have Only Dated One Person And Found Their Soulmates
..And Then There’s Us Going Around Doing Auditions..
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