Not every friend request is a friend request…
some are surveillance cameras
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1⃣. Don’t start your day with the broken pieces of yesterday, Every Morning we wake up is the first day of the rest of our life.”Good Morning”…💙❤
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2⃣. Rise up…Start fresh…See the bright opportunity in each New day…💜💛
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3⃣. A beautiful day is waiting for you, Walk with aims, Run with confidence, Fly with your achievements and make this a lovely day…💝💚
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4⃣. Every new day is another chance to change Your life…💟💞
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5⃣. There will be haters, There will be doubters, There will be Non-believers, And Then there will be YOU, Proving them wrong…
Without self-discipline, success is impossible.
If You Come To See Me And They Tell You I’m Not Around But You Still Arguing, I Will Come Out Myself And Tell You Am Not Around
Sometimes you have to surprise the cashier by pushing the trolley,🛒🚶 only to buy airtime.
Short girls are energetic, you should see them when they’re angry.
They are like toys with new batteries..!
Stop telling people that you are in a serious relationship, as if it is really that serious you could have been married💍 by now..!
MOM ::Why are your Results so Bad ??
Me ::Bad Things happen To Good people💔
I’m not alcoholic, I only drink twice a year…
When it’s my birthday, and when it’s not my birthday…
A dog died and the owner took it to a pastor. He asked the pastor if he could organise a funeral service for the dead animal.
PASTOR: No, we can’t hold a service for your dog in our church. But there is a church down the street, maybe they will do it for you.
MAN: But pastor, will that church accept a donation of R1million? The pastor shouted and asked, why didn’t you tell me the dog was a Christian?!
A woman can date you from January to October and marry someone else in the first weekend of November. My brother, fear women😂
Anyone selling a second hand relationship? Even if it has problems, I will fix it.💁♀️😏
Someone is out there living the life that I wanna live😥
Someone is out there fulfilling the dreams that I wanna achieve😪
A relationship without a side chick is like a government without an opposition party. We need democracy in relationships
Before I get rich, if any relative wants to die, please die..
I don’t want to be accused of sacrificing anyone.
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.