Once The Conversation Moves From Messenger to WhatsApp…
Forget chatting, you’re just going to look at each other’s statuses..!
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Imagine when you are about to give an offering in church with your last money and she texts you “buy con**** I’m on my way”. I swear the devil will win this battle with most guys.
They should have just let me study medicine with my level 2 maths. I was just gonna focus on small diseases like flu and headache
When a man says he will marry you, then he will. There is no need of reminding him every 10 years 🤭
When a Boyfriend goes to University there is still hope,But when a Girlfriend goes !! My Brother its Over
Is one thing to be knowledgeable and is another thing to put the knowledge to good used.
Jamaicans people when them dah oversees
if you call them don’t answer
because them think you a beg them money
You are not rich until u find something that money can’t buy 🤞
There’s not having anger issues like peanut butter,
First it will tore ur bread apart and then choke you.
Dating a broke guy is very stresfull
Every 5minutes he will be like… “Babe promise u will never leave me”🙆
Imagine attending your friend’s funeral then you receive a text saying “Thanks for coming friend, i love you so much”
Honestly talking. Immortal technique is better than Eminem
The pain of coming back from Shoprite with plastics,and none of your Neighbours are outside to witness the Event
Dear: Love ones 😍
One day , all of us will get separated from each other.😭
We Will Miss Our Conversation of everything and nothing and the dreams we had. Days , Months and years will pass until this contact becomes rare.😥
One day , our children will see our pictures and ask:”Who are these people?” And we will smile with invisible tears because a heart is touched with a strong word and you will say :”it was them that I had the best Time of my life ‘
Have you ever read a comment that made you click the person’s profile to see if they look just as stupid as they sound !?
I have been sleeping for 2days now.
Because my wife said if i wake up i
Most tell her who was Josephine.
Guys, please help me out of this.