The last person on your mind before you close your eyes at night is either the reason for your happiness or pain.💛
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2⃣. Sometimes, the people you think don’t want to talk to you are the ones waiting for you to talk to them.
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“I Need Space” means: “I’m trying to find your Replacement but if I don’t I will be back..”
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Don’t be Fooled..!
Doctor: You should take 8 glasses of water per day.
Thabang: I can’t😏
Doctor: Why?😲
Thabang: Because I only have 3 glasses at home.
Stop wasting your time on some people. Stop accepting your love to be taken for granted. Stop accepting to be taken as an option. Stop accepting to be a mistress. Stop accepting to be cheated and played games all the time. And stop accepting your heart and body to become someone’s toy.💟
💙💚💛💜❤
➡💟If you have given someone enough time to prove their love and seriousness to you or to make changes but in vain, then be strong enough to let them go. There is no time to waste in babysitting a grown up adult when you aren’t gaining anything yet you are aging.
❤💜💛💚💙
➡💟You need to be wise enough and observe the red flags⛔ in time and make moves. You shouldn’t be stuck in a wrong relationship as if you were locked there or you aren’t lovable by other people. You are so precious and lovable enough to be given half love.
We come from different families, we don’t think the same, we don’t do things in a same way! How they’ve raised you is not how they’ve raised nor taught me! NEVER THINK THAT YOU ARE BETTER THAN OTHERS, in front of the eyes of the Lord we are all equal.
Did you know?
A Woman💁 will ask you for Money💰 even though she has it. Women don’t like to Spend their Own Money..
That person you used to stay up till 2am chatting/talking to… Where are they now? 🙆
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See, you should have slept..!
If there is no dog at your home🐕, then the dog is the last born..!
People in relationships be like:
“Awww baby you make me so happy.”😍
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But the day they break up they be like:
“Finally happy.”
Dear: Bae 😝😘💏🔐
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You Can’t Just Dump Me😂 I Won’t Believe You. So I Want The Following Things:
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•3 Months Notice Before We Breakup 😉
•Police Affidavit 😊
•2 Pages Yama Reasons😍
•59 Minutes Ya Voice Note Stating Why You Dumping Me. 🔒💏
•Both Parents ID Copies
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•Your Parents Permission Letter 😘
• Lastly You Have To Slaughter Atleast Two Fat Cows For My Ancestors And The gods, To apologize For Hurting My Feelings 😍😜
A girl at a bus stop spotted a handsome man and without hesitation went to him and said
” you look so cute and sexxy.. I like you.”….
The man out of shock simply placed his hand on her shoulder and said
“My dear, this love and infatuation are all nothing. You are too young to be behaving like this. Pls go home and study hard so that you can have a successful life.”..
He then placed a piece of paper on her hand and said ” I have written some words of wisdom and religious verses for you. Read them before you go to sleep.”
And then he walked away.
The girl went back to her hostel in shame and guilt..before she slept she opened up the paper and read thus:
“Are you blind? My wife was standing behind me. Any way, this is my number. Call me anytime. ………..
By the way, I like you too!”
😅😅😅😅
If Girlfriends Know How Many Girls We Ignore in A Day Just For Them, They Will Be Paying Us Salary😌
The day you stop smoking weed, you will know that a FB post doesn’t have a volume
I am eating and I ask you to join me and you joined me…
Are You crazy?! ….
Can’t u say: No, thank you…& let me eat in peace
Mara Guys How Do you Sleep at Night Knowing that
you Don’t Give Your Girlfriend Money?
I had a really bad day today, first my Ex got hit by a bus
then I was fired by the Bus Company