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in fact I can never be your boyfriend but just imagine😊😊😊
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Can’t believe my mom she was hiding the dangerous secret from me for the past 19 years that she’s a woman😔 If it wasn’t my uncle who told me today I would have gone to the grave without acknowledging it😌
When The Microwave is Very Hot The Sausage Takes Two Minutes.
This Post is For Deep Thinkers
Dear: Love ones 😍
One day , all of us will get separated from each other.😭
We Will Miss Our Conversation of everything and nothing and the dreams we had. Days , Months and years will pass until this contact becomes rare.😥
One day , our children will see our pictures and ask:”Who are these people?” And we will smile with invisible tears because a heart is touched with a strong word and you will say :”it was them that I had the best Time of my life ‘😻
Shaving is an old fashion.
Just boil the water and do exactly what you do to the chicken.
I went to a dentist this morning. While we were in the queue with other patients. There was these beautiful young lady sitted next to me, I thought everything about her was beautiful until we went in the dentist’s room. The Dentist asked her what was her problem. She replied ” Doctor, Am here for a tooth Dehorning ” you could have seen me laughing untill I lose all my teeth
Namibian teachers are sick and tired of school kids writing wrong answer during exams. Now they have finally invented an electronic pen which read the exam questions first and only allow the learner to write the correct answer only to each question . If you try to write wrong answer, the pen just stop writing. This pen saves ink too.
It’s too early to stress about love .Just
stress about your qualifications
Do whatever makes you happy , if it’s
my bae that makes you happy, snatch
em ….. You’ll die but at least you died a
happy person
I once break the record of running , 100
meters in 11sec….but the only witness was
the dog chasing me .!!!
Our government is getting smart n smart daily:
Next year we are going to pay the following license…phone ,drinking ,fridge , radio , facebook license😅😆😂😅😂
Why do people think u gotta heal after a breakup?
Im not injured! ..Next!
If someone doesn’t appreciate your presence,
make them appreciate your absence. –
“Peal I said, meet me in front of KFC and your already inside reading the menu 🤔, finish reading and come out side. I hate 😡 nonsense
Did you know that headsets🎧 don’t sound🎵good in a Taxi when you haven’t received your change?
[Dear Women♥]
You’re a GOOD WOMAN because of who you are NOT what you TOLERATE! A good woman isn’t defined by how many punches you can take or how many times you can forgive him for infidelity. A good woman is defined by her character, her spirit, her commitment.
💙💚💝💛💜
You can be a good woman and WALK AWAY! You can be a good woman and say NO MORE! You can be a good woman and say ENOUGH! You can be a good woman and say STOP! You can be a good woman and be SINGLE! You can be a good woman and be a SINGLE MOTHER! You can be a good woman by YOURSELF! You can be a good woman WITHOUT competing with another woman.
💜💛💝💚💙
You are NOT on ebay! Your LOVE is not an AUCTION! It’s a LUXURY! A GOOD MAN will come along and pay full price… in commitment, in respect, in dedication, in honor and in VOWS. Don’t waste the best part of your years, crying in the dark, waiting for someone to come home, who already left! You deserve someone who LOVES you ENOUGH to tell you the truth. You are ENOUGH!💯