*I miss the married women in the Bible who used to give their maids to their husbands as side-chicks*.

The current ones don’t read their Bibles. Only jealousy and selfishness .

Some Ladies will closethe Door, close the Window just to Dress and
still Come out half Naked..!!

That moment you’re laughing with your Mom then
she just Ask where is my yesterday’s Change..!!

I swear, nothing is Sweeter than Separating two Ladies fighting. You can hold any Part of their Bodies for Free..!

No matter how much money your girlfriend makes,
give her money because your Money tastes sweeter.

I was in my garden and saw 10 ants running frantically. So I made them a little house out of the cardboard….
I guess that makes me their landlord and they’re my tenants

The distance between Egypt & Canan is only 625km.But Moses and his crew took 40 years to cover the Distance
That means they were walking about 15km per year. That is just a bit more than a kilometer per month and only 43 meters per Day. Someone, please find me Moses He should explain to us what kind of laziness was that

I pic mixed all my Girlfriend’s and Wrote “My sister’s with ma Bae ” They all replied” Ohh bby thats so sweet

Up to the age of 30 a man plays Football
From 30 to 50 he plays Tennis Over 50 he plays Golf
So that shows the older you get The smaller your balls are

Today was my first time smoking weed!
I saw 2 guys wearing matching outfits……
I asked them if they’re gay, and they Arrested me

My father called and complained that rain removed our roof. So I sent some money to fix the problem. When I went home for the holidays, I noticed that the old roofing was still intact. When I enquired with Daddy, he smiled wryly and replied. When you were in school collecting money from us for “photosynthesis,medulla oblongata, experiments, repair of broken atmosphere etc”, you think we did not know..?

My shoessize is 7 but after cutting My Nalis I noticed that i wear size 5

Kiss her in front of that nigga she calls Bestie,
and when that idiot coughs, grab his neck…it’s him..!

That Protex soap is the best I tell you, real original.
I’m still using the one I bought in June… Still not finished

I don’t know who need to hear this but one day you’ll forget to delete the chat and you’ll be caught