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*I miss the married women in the Bible who used to give their maids to their husbands as side-chicks*.

The current ones don’t read their Bibles. Only jealousy and selfishness .



1. Sometimes you just need to relax and trust that things will work out. Let go a little and let life happen.
๐Ÿ’š๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒผ๐Ÿ’ฎ
2. Apologizing doesn’t always mean you’re wrong and the other person is right. It means you value your relationship more than your ego.
๐Ÿ’™๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒผ๐Ÿ’ฎ
3. Not everyone you lose is a loss.
๐Ÿ’œ๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒผ๐Ÿ’ฎ
4. Don’t waste your energy on negative thinking. Focus more on what makes you happy.
๐Ÿ’›๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒผ๐Ÿ’ฎ
5. Never give up on something you really want. Its difficult to wait, but worse to regret.
๐Ÿ’–๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒผ๐Ÿ’ฎ
6. Don’t change for anyone. People will love you for who you are, or you don’t need them in your life.
๐Ÿ’—๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒผ๐Ÿ’ฎ
7. When someone walks out of your life, let them. They are just making more room for someone better to walk in.

Some Ladies will closethe Door, close the Window just to Dress and
still Come out half Naked..!!

That moment you’re laughing with your Mom then
she just Ask where is my yesterday’s Change..!! ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ณ


I swear, nothing is Sweeter๐Ÿ˜˜ than Separating two Ladies fighting. You can hold any Part of their Bodies for Free..!

No matter how much money your girlfriend makes,
give her money because your Money tastes sweeter.


I was in my garden and saw 10 ants running frantically. So I made them a little house out of the cardboard….
I guess that makes me their landlord and they’re my tenants


The distance between Egypt & Canan is only 625km.But Moses and his crew took 40 years to cover the Distance
That means they were walking about 15km per year. That is just a bit more than a kilometer per month and only 43 meters per Day. Someone, please find me Moses He should explain to us what kind of laziness was that

I pic mixed all my Girlfriend’s and Wrote “My sister’s with ma Bae๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜ ” They all replied” Ohh bby thats so sweet โค

Up to the age of 30 a man plays Footballโšฝ
From 30 to 50 he plays Tennis๐ŸŽพ Over 50 he plays Golfโ›ณ
So that shows the older you get The smaller your balls are


Today was my first time smoking weed!
I saw 2 guys wearing matching outfits……
I asked them if they’re gay, and they Arrested me๐Ÿ˜ฅ


My father called and complained that rain removed our roof. So I sent some money to fix the problem. When I went home for the holidays, I noticed that the old roofing was still intact. When I enquired with Daddy, he smiled wryly and replied. When you were in school collecting money from us for “photosynthesis,medulla oblongata, experiments, repair of broken atmosphere etc”, you think we did not know..?

My shoes๐Ÿ‘žsize is 7 but after cutting My Nalis I noticed that i wear size 5 ๐Ÿ˜‚


Kiss her in front of that nigga she calls Bestie,
and when that idiot coughs, grab his neck…it’s him..!

That Protex soap is the best I tell you, real original.
I’m still using the one I bought in June… Still not finished

I don’t know who need to hear this but one day you’ll forget to delete the chat and you’ll be caught