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Women Who Can’t Cook Can Be So Dramatic,
You’ll Find Her Wearing An Apron Just To Boil water.“`
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Love you allπŸ‘



Their are only two naked thing that can kill a man
1). *Naked wire*
2). *Naked woman*
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*Hope I am not lying*

Slim girls who always go for jogging at dawn, what do you want to lose again…
Your life???πŸ˜„

Which family planning did King Solomon use in the Bible that made him have only 4 Kids with the 300 wives and 700 concubines?


When you see a guy smiling while chatting ..
Just know that someone’s daughter has
fallen into his trap ..

TOUCHING SAD STORY
A boy was born to a couple after eleven
years of marriage. They were a loving couple and the
boy was the apple of their eyes.
When the boy was around two years old,
one morning the husband saw a medicine bottle
open. He was late for work so he asked the wife to
cap the bottle and keep it in the cupboard.

The mother, preoccupied in the kitchen,
totally forgot the matter.
The boy saw the bottle and playfully went to
the bottle and, fascinated with its color, drank it all.
It happened to be a poisonous medicine meant for
adults in small dosages. When the child collapsed,
the mother hurried him to the hospital,
where he died. The mother was stunned.
She was terrified
how to face her husband.
When the distraught father came to the
hospital and saw the dead child, he looked at his wife
and uttered just four words.
What do you think were the four words?
The husband just said
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“I Love You Darling”

MORAL LESSON:
The husband’s totally unexpected reaction is
proactive behavior. The child is dead. He can never be brought
back to life. There is no point in finding fault with the mother.
Besides, if only he have taken time to keep
the bottle away, this will not have happened. No
point in attaching blame. She had also lost her only child.
What she needed at that moment was consolation and
sympathy from the husband. That is what he gave her.

NOTE:
Sometimes we spend time asking who is
responsible or who to blame, whether in a
relationship, in a job or with the people we know.
We miss out some warmth in human relationships,
in giving each other support. After all, shouldn’t
forgiving someone we love be the easiest thing in
the world to do? Treasure what you have.
Don’t multiply pain, anguish and suffering by holding on to
forgiveness. If everyone can look at life with this kind of
perspective, there would be much fewer problems
in the world.


WATCH YOUR MOUTH
In the middle of an argument are the
times that most people say some things
that can tear the other person apart.
Because you know your partner, you
are tempted to say things you know that
are very sensitive to them. The only
thing about saying nasty and hurtful
things to your partner during this time
is that it will stick and stay with them.
You can apologize over and over again
but those words will stay in the noddle
of your partner. And even if you break
up, those words will also carry over
with them to their new relationship. You
have self-control over what comes out
of your mouth. Use your self-control
and watch what you say.

Good Morning


Excellent message worth sharing with loved ones.

A bus full of passengers was traveling when suddenly the weather changed and there was a huge downpour and lightning all around.

They could see that the lightning appeared to come towards the bus, but then it would strike elsewhere.

After two or thtee horrible instances of near strikes by lightning, the driver stopped the bus, about fifty feet away from a tree and said,

“We have somebody in the bus whose death is a certainty today.”

Because of that person everybody else will also get killed today.

Now listen carefully to what I am saying ..

I want each person to come out of the bus, one person at a time and touch the tree trunk and come back into the bus.

Who so ever’s death is certain, will get caught up and get struck by the lightning and will die. Everybody else will be saved”.

They had to force the 1st person to go and touch the tree and come back.

He reluctantly got down from the bus and went and touched the tree.

His heart leaped with joy when nothing happened and he was still alive.

This continued with rest of the passengers who were all relieved when they touched the tree and nothing happened.

When the last passenger’s turn came, everybody looked at him with accusing eyes.

That passenger was very afraid and reluctant since he was the only one left.

Everybody forced him to get down and go to touch the tree.

With a 100% fear of death in his mind, the last passenger walked to the tree and touched it.

There was a loud roar of thunder as lightning came down and hit the bus!!! Yes the lightning hit the bus, and killed each and every passenger inside the bus.

It was because of the presence of this last passenger that, earlier on,the entire bus was safe and the lightning could not strike the bus.

LIFE LESSON from this..

At times, we try to take credit for our present achievements, forgetting that this could also be because of another person right next to us.

Look around you – Probably someone is there around you, in the form of Your Parents, Your Spouse, Your Children, Your Siblings, Your friends, Your Colleagues, etc, who are saving you from harm..!

Think About it..

You will surely find that Person..!!

Beautiful Lines

”Alone I can ‘Say’ but
together we can ‘talk’.

‘Alone I can ‘Enjoy’ but
together we can
‘Celebrate’.

‘Alone I can ‘Smile’ but
together we can ‘Laugh’.

That’s the BEAUTY of
Human Relations.

We are nothing without
each other

If you’re bored like I am, here’s what to do: Place a cube of sugar where ants are prevalent in your house. Observe as one ant will spot it, the little snitch will then go and report to others. After it has left, remove it, so that when the other ants come they will think the other ant is a liar 😠and will never trust him again. *Ruin his life..

A group of women were in a Bible Study on the book of Malachi. As they were studying chapter three, they came across verse three, which says: “He will sit as a refiner and purifier of silver.” This verse puzzled the women and they wondered what this statement meant about the character and nature of God.

One of the women offered to find out the process of refining silver and get back to the group at their next Bible Study. That week, this woman called up a silversmith and made an appointment to watch him at work. She didn’t mention anything about the reason for her interest beyond her curiosity about the process of refining silver.

As she watched the silversmith, he held a piece of silver over the fire and let it heat up. He explained that in refining silver, one needed to hold the silver in the middle of the fire where the flames were hottest as to burn away all the impurities. The woman thought about God holding us in such a hot spot then she thought again about the verse, that “He sits as a refiner and purifier of silver.” She asked the silversmith if it was true that he had to sit there in front of the fire the whole time the silver was being refined. The man answered saying, he not only had to sit there holding the silver, but he had to keep his eyes on the silver the entire time it was in the fire. If the silver was left a moment too long in the flames, it would be destroyed.

The woman was silent for a moment. Then she asked the silversmith, “How do you know when the silver is fully refined?” He smiled at her and answered, “Oh, that’s easy – when I see my image in it.”

If today you are feeling the heat of the fire, remember that God has His eye on you and will keep watching you until He sees His image in you.

This ministered to me. I thought I should share.


Which Of These Sentence Gave You A Great Joy When You Were In School?
1. Go Out For Break
2. Test Is Cancelled
3. Take A Sheet Of Paper
4. Answer Only One Question
5. Go Back Home There Is No School
6. The Mathematics Teacher Is Sick
7. If You Know You Owe School Fees, Walk Out.
Just indicate with number only.πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ


My message on whatsapp I sent it, it came, it came, it was read, it was burnt, it was made a screenshot, it was sent to friends it was funny! 😐 πŸ˜₯

Feminism Failed Me
Feminism is a western ideology that has detroyed black families. The black man is king. This thing of women bashing and hating men thinking they are feminists are wrong. It’s diving our society. The wombman is can never be equal to men because we birth them. I choose to remain a faithful powerful black woman.
I choose to be a woman who respects and submits to her black man


Dear Mom
I am not happy with the way you spoke to me on the “2nd” of June, so on the 1st of December I am leaving your house.
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Your Mom’s grandchild

If your ex comes back and ask for a second chance

What would you say?