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Keep believing that all girls are after your money till u End up marrying
the one that is after your life stingy man!



I’ll never ask you to change for me because you are perfect just the way you are.

Ask my eyes to stop looking at you… Ask my brain to stop thinking about you.. Ask my imagination to stop dreaming about you.. Ask my heart to stop beating..ask me everything..But don’t u ever stop me from thinking of you.


have you ever been lost in your thougts for so long
you forget what actually matters in your life???


Av been using water mixed with salt to drive away soldier ant in my room, since i don’t av money to buy otapia-pia. Instead of them to leave my room, the leader of d soldier ant told me to also add Maggi, so that d water will be more tasty


Guy 1 : bro I have ever gone to the moon. What about you ?
Guy 2 : am planning to go land on the Sun.
Guy 1 : you will burn before reaching the there😨😱😳
Guy 2 : hey bro am not stupid 😎…I’ll go there at night😎😎

God does not give good or bad life to people.
He only give life. It’s upon you to make it good or bad.


1: So this is what I have been missing since
Omo, see fine girls for Christ Embassy, they give out their numbers easily😋🤗
I no dey go Catholic church again
🙅♂🙅♂

2: Some Churches and their funny prayers “Which one is Lord crucify me with your anointing”
🙆♂😂🤣

3: I don’t want my family to Judge the way I eat, so I walk pass them with 2 slices🍞 of bread in my plate and 17 in my pocket
🚶😂🤣

4: Ladies, if he is cheating on you, put some bricks inside your pillow and tell him you want to do pillow fight with him
😂🤣

5: Girls with K-leg be like “God direct my step”
Sister to what?🤔🤷♂
Latitude or Longitude
🙄😂🤣

6: “I spent on him, I spent him”
Nigerian girls after buying you 3-in-1 singlet and one packet of shaving stick
Mtcheww🙄🙆♂🤣

7: Dating so many girls is just a way of confusing the enemies from attacking your main girl
But girls won’t understand this
🙄😏🤗

8: You see my six packs and muscles💪then you think I got your back in a fight
Lol..These things are for Instagram, don’t get yourself Killed
😂🤣

9: Today our pastor asked us to do something CRAZY for God
So I went out and Off the Church generator
🙄🚶🚶

10: If you don’t wanna visit him, tell him straight up!
Which one is “I can’t come again ooo my dad is angry with my mum;


Its morning Again, May Almighty God make it easy for us, purify our minds, put joy in our hearts , increase our iman, elevate us beyond our expectations guide​ us anywhere we go. May He make our ends better than our beginnings

GOOD MORNING

I was waiting for my wife when I saw snail backing my wife and run pass me by, I was angry b’cos anger borrow me his gun but I couldn’t use it b’cos my hand was borrowed by a farmer who promised to plant on my father’s land, but you all know what??? Asiko olohun loju. Means God’s timing is never too late nor too early. Good Morning my love one’s


Guy’s let’s start afresh ,I haven’t made any budget for December !
we are still in February right?

No one knows nothing and no one knows everything, no one is stupid and no one was born stupid ,stupidity is due to lazziness he or she who keeps on trying always become the best.