*Only in Nigeria Adverts oooooo…*

You will pour your mother’s pot of soup on your White clothes
and your mother will Smile Because of OMO.

In Real Life…
You’ll Die!!! Idiot.
😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😥😥

My Friends will be posting Motivational quotes on social media
but I know them real Life They don’t have sense!!!😂

My Neighbor who was jailed
since 2008 has been released
yesterday, he is asking me
why Everyone is OFFLINE on 2go
What do I tell him?

I once cried over a heartbreak💔 but after eating friend rice and chicken,
I drank coke then realized it was hunger😂😂😂😂

I haven’t been so lucky, anytime i meet a lady,
its either her rent has expired or
her birthday is next week 😩

I went for a wedding today, my village people forgot to follow me.
Guess what?
They started sharing rice from my seat. 😂

My landlord daughter is bathing and she is singing “Come & see,
Come & see, Come & see what the lord has done,” Should I go?😂

Stop looking for a perfect partner to date or marry… Na we wey remain b this,,, except if you go check heaven. 😅😅😅

Hearing your name being
called🗣,when no one has
actually called you is a sign
your village people are
testing their microphone.🎤
😂😂😂

if you’re bathing and someone mistakenly enters the bathroom😱,
what will you hide first🙈
Me: my Soap😂😊😀

Always dress well, smile, be humble and act calm,
so that when you fart in public,
no one will suspect that it’s you. 😁

Guy if she tells u she has a
Boyfriend know it Dat u are
Fighting with one man but
If she said she is single my
Brother u are fighting with d
World

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: Up! Quick! My husband is back! Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes: Damn, I am the husband!
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

*Doctor asked me “When last did you have s**? In front of my mom.
I turned to my mom and asked…
What type of food is that?*😂

My neighbor z planning on bringing a native doctor to the compound,cus they stole her chicken…..
Chicken that is not even sweet