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A priest and a nun were riding a camel through the desert and the camel passed out and died. Since the priest and the nun had no way to travel they knew they were going to die. The priest asked the nun, “Since we are going to die anyway is there anything I can do for you?”

The nun replied, “Well… I’ve never seen a naked man before.” The priest being the kind man that he was took all of his clothes off.

Pointing at the priest’s penis, the nun asked, “What is that?”

The priest said,”It is my penis.”

“What does it do?” Asked the nun.

“It brings forth life.” said the priest.

Then the nun said, ” Well stick that on up in the camel and let’s get outta here!”

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“three things you don’t do:
1.beg for anyone to stay in your life.
2.beg for anyone to talk to you.
3.beg for anyones attention.”

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Life is like Facebook ,
people will like your problems and comment ,
but no one will solve them
’cause everyone else is too busy updating theirs

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Thinks that Facebook should
change the status question from
** what’s on your mind ?
** to **
what’s your problem today ? **

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I think my biggest problem is
that I love being alone
but I hate being lonely…

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I’ve learned that people will forget
what you said , people will forget
what you did ,
but people will never forget
how you made them feel …

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My name is : I
My problem is : Love
My solution is : U

I LOVE You

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One with God, has Majority.

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girl:- I love you not as friend…😊😊😊😊
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pankaj :-OMG…. OMG… OMG..
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girl:-as a sister

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And A Mistake Repeated More Than Once Is A Decision!!🚷

Ammy

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why do you have your destiny..
Learning from the sea,
who is a find stone for hitting..!

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Just because i don’t fight back doesn’t mean i’m weak,
It means i’m mature enough to know that anger 😡 won’t solve anything.

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