When inspiration doesn’t come to me,
I go halfway to meet it.
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Behind every successful man
is a surprised woman.
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Wife: what are you doing in mobile since long?
Husband: playing BlueWhale chahenge.
Wife: should I prepare your dinner or not?
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If you had to choose between watching Jab Harry Met Sejal & playing the Blue Whale Challenge, which building would you choose to jump from?
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Husband downloaded the Blue Whale in his wife’s mobile…
And
*Blue Whale died*
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There isn’t much difference between blue whale challenge and IIT.
Both will take you to the same place.
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When a girl is in love, you can see it in her smile, When a guy is in love you can see it in his eyes.
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A Woman Returned Home On Evening And Asked Her New Maid,
Woman: “Did You Clean Out The Refrigerator As I Told You?”
Maid: “Yes, Mam, And Everything Was Very Tasty“
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A Little Boy Was Doing His Maths Homework, Saying To Himself,
“2+5 The Son Of Bitch Is 7, 3+6 The Son Of Bitch Is 9.”
His Mother Heard This & Gasped: “What Are You Doing?”
The Little Boy Answered: “I’m Doing My Math’s Homework Mom”
Mom: “And This Is How Your Teacher Taught You To Do It?”
Little Boy: “Yes”
Infuriated, The Mother Asked The Teacher Next Day,
Mother: “Are You Teaching Maths To Children By Saying 2+2, The Son Of Bitch Is 4?”
The Teacher Started Laughing, And Answered: “What I Taught Them Was, 2+2 The Sum Of Which Is 4“
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Doctor: “I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.”
Patient: “What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!”
Doctor: “Nine.”
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Mother: “How was school today, Patrick?”
Patrick: “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!”
Mother: “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?”
Patrick: “What school?”
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
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Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
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The four most beautiful words in
our common language:
I told you so.
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LOVE
is not about whom
you have known the longest
OR
Who came first
OR
Who cares the best
It’s all about WHO CAME &
NEVER LEFT.
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Don’t rush in Love for it never runs out.
Let Love be the one to knock at your door,
so by the time you start to fall,
you know that your feeling is for sure.
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When we were kids,
we couldn’t wait to grow up n fall in Love.
Now that we are grown up,
we realize that wounded knees were
easier to heal than broken hearts
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