A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
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Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.
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A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and and said, “Bow-wow!” The cat ran away. “What was that, Father?” asked Baby Mouse. “Well, son, that’s why it’s important to learn a second language.”
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I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.
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U ‘re the pillar that
holds my life master Jesus
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“If you love someone, set them free. If they come back they’re yours; if they don’t they never were”
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The most precious things in this world are invisible to our eyes.”
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“When someone shows you who they are,
believe them at the first time”.
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It does not about the number of likes, it’s just about the sincerity that you being posted whatever you looks like.
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We can all archive our goals,
only if we have courage to pursue.
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When I was kidnapped,
my parents snapped into action.
They rented out my room.
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I don’t care if you’re not the richest
or most handsome guy out there
because if you can make me laugh
and handle my mood,
you’ll be able to keep me.
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I always dream of being a millionaire
like my uncle!…
He’s dreaming too
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The space between your fingers
are meant to be filled with mine.
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Behind every successful Man
there are a lot of unuccessful years.
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There are three sides to an argument –
your side, my side and the right side
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