Kill tension before tensions kill you,
reach your goal before goal kicks you,
live life before life leaves you
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I don’t have an attitude problem,
I just have a personality
that you can’t handle.
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I love buying new things but I hate spending money.
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I’m jealous my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
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I’m so good at sleeping,
I can do it with my
eyes CLOSED
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When you give importance to people
they think that you are always free,
but they don’t understand that
you make yourself available for them every time…
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Wife Is Dreaming. Wakes Up And Shouts
“Quick My Husband’s Back!”
His Husband Wakes Up And
Jumps Out The Window!
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Give yourself to the Lord trust in him
and he will help you;
he will make your righteousness shine
like the noonday sun.
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I will not cry because of a man
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God so love the world and gave His only begotten Son,
so that who ever believed Him shall have the eternal life. Amen
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A guy found a sheep and showed him to a policeman.
The policeman said, “Take that sheep to the zoo, now.”
The next day the policeman sees the man with the sheep again.
This policeman stops the guy and says, “What on earth are you doing with that sheep?”
The guy says, “Yesterday I took him to the zoo and now I’m taking him to the movies.”
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A boy got rejected & girl got selected in an interview 4 same reason. Think? They both had the first two buttons of their shirts open in front of the CEO
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A man lost on no-man’s-land Island.
1 day he decided to build a wood boat to save his life.
Suddenly a höt girl came there &
the man use the wood 4 making bed.
Moral- A girl can change ur göal…
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Aman was summoned to his attorney’s office.
“Doyou want the bad news first or the terrible news?” the lawyer said.
Man-“Giveme the bad news first.”
Lawyer-“Your wife found a picture worth a million dollars.”
Man-“That’sthe bad news?” laughed the man. “I can’t wait to hear the terrible news.”
Lawyer-The terrible news is…
“Thepicture is of you and your secretary!”
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Husband and wife were having dinner at a fancy restaurant…
As the food was served, Husband said:
“The Food looks delicious, let’s eat.”
Wife: Honey.. You say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: That’s at home sweetheart… Here the chef knows how to cook.
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Girlfriend : My Heart Is Like Moble and You Like a Sim Card..!
Boyfriend : I Am Very Happy.!
Girlfriend :don’t Be Too Happy..
if I Get a New Offer ,i Will Change the Sim Card..!
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