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To all the people I met this 2019,
Whether you stayed or not, I just want to thank you for coming into my life and for making me smile even once. I love you and I wish you the best.
Best feeling in the world is when you received the unexpected text from the person you miss.
Cold christmas, cold night, cold feelings and cold conversation.
You’ll never understand my pain until it happens to you. So, you can’t always say that I should move on ’cause I’m already trying.
when tinkerbell said
“if you have to choose between me and her, choose her. because if you really loved me, there wouldn’t be another choice”
i felt that.
As we grow older we realized that
the best part of our life is
when we were just still kids.
Unusual quotes…
* Speak when u r angry & u will make the best speech u will ever regret
* Life is unsure, eat ur dessert first
* If you can’t convince someone, confuse them
*Say the truth but run immediately after it
* Smile, bec0z it makes people wonder what u r thinking
*Be happy because its the best revenge
The goal is to laugh forever with someone you take seriously.
Just thinking about you makes me smile.
Imagine what I feel when I see you.
All the good things in my life I have done them through God
cause there’s nothing good I can do without Him. All the bad things I have done in my life I have done them on my own cause I didn’t listen to God when He speaks to me.
*PATIENT: Can a pregnancy drink beer if 9 months is not arrive?
DOCTOR: Forget about the beer..this type of English can cause miscarriage.😂😂😂😂😂*
Whenever you feel sad just remember that somewhere in this world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says push
A man was arrested by the police for stealing clothes on the washing line.
He claimed he was doing online shopping…
I may look normal but when i see cats i keep meowing at them until they meow me back.
People Who Understand Harry Potter Movies ,
Are Mentally Disturbed