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Who is a MAN?

A man is the most beautiful part of God’s creation.

He sacrifices his dreams for just a smile on his parents’ face.

He spends his entire pocket money on buyng gifts for the lady he loves, just to see her smiling.

He sacrifices his full youth for his wife & children by working late at night without any complaint.

He builds their future by taking loans from banks & repaying them for his entire lifetime.

He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother, wife and boss.

His life ends up only by compromising for others’ happiness.

If he goes out, he is careless.

If he stays at home, he is lazy.

If he scolds his children, he is a monster.

If he doesn’t scold them, he is an irresponsible man.

If he stops his wife from working, then he is an insecure man.

If he doesn’t stop his wife from working, then he is somebody who lives on his wife’s earnings.

If he listens to mom, he is mama’s boy.

If he listens to his wife, he is, his wife’s slave.

If he does not play he is too serious, stern and stiff.

If he plays, he is a joker who never matures.

If he dresses well, he is extravagant and a possible womanizer. If he doesn’t dress well, he is a loser who is not a gentleman.

If he helps his wife, he is taken for a fool. If he doesn’t help his wife, he is cruel and wicked.

Respect every male in your life. You will never know what he has sacrificed for you.

Worth sending to every man to make him smile & every woman to make her realise a man’s worth!

HAPPY MEN’S DAY!
Which never comes..

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Often in life we forget the things we should remember
and remember the things we should forget.

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Happiness is when you
see your Ex at the back
of a Van ..In a very bumpy
road

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when ur ugly don’t play di hard to get..
coz ur already hard to want

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Don’t prioritize your friends over your family.
Friends come and go but your family will be with you
even when you’ve fallen.

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When you are in bright light.
Everyone Will Follow you
But when you are in darkness
even your own shadow will not follow you.

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SMILE ….. It irritates those who wish to destroy you.

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May you follow your dreams and always believe in yourself.
Keep your eyes on the stars and hope in your heart.

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You can’t blame someone for walking away
if you didn’t do anything to make them stay

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Physical strength is measured by what we can carry
and inner strength by what we can bear.

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If you treat me like an option,
I’ll leave you like a choice.

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You find two people in a relationship and u get between them
.
My sister why are behaving like a G-string? ???

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If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea in Swaziland,
does it mean that the remaining 1 enjoys it?

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Reporter : “may i interview you?”
Ronnie : “yes”
Reporter : “Name?”
Ronnie : “Ronnie White Star Sikhondze”
Reporter : “sex?”
Ronnie : “3 times a day”
Reporter : “No i mean male or female?”
Ronnie : “yes male, female, sometimes a cow”
Reporter : “holy cow?”
Ronnie : “yes cow, sheep, animals in general”
Reporter : “but isn’t that hostile?”
Ronnie : “yes horse style, dog style, any style”
Reporter : “mxm”
*
One word for Ronnie!!

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You know u are high on weed when u watch
Generations and u hear Cosmo speaking English

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It’s only African people that can go to the butchery,
and buy bones.
.
Then go home, and begin to complain
that the bones doesn’t have meat.

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