Ever been soooo inlove with someone to a point
where you had to beg God to help you
stop loving them?💔
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Never complain about what your parents couldn’t give you,it was probably all they had
It’s easy to flirt, easy to cheat and easy to get what you want. But having someone who’s truly sincere, honest and consistent, that’s rare. So if you have them, keep them. Don’t ever play with their heart and feelings. Because in the end, you’ll surely regret it.
Look out for yourself because in the end that’s all you’ll ever have
friendship isn’t about who came first,
It’s about who came and never left.
I want to be your favourite place to go when you’ve had a bad day or a good day.
It all comes down to the person
you look for in a crowded room.
sometimes i say “bye”
just to hear “don’t go”
;but i received “ok bye”
MY POSTAR SAID , ALCOHOLIC IS THE ENEMY ,
THEN JESUS SAID , LOVE YOUR ENEMYS.
Love u while we are together and enjoy together to observe what we have around us worldwide.
My Name is I My problem is LOVE and my solution is YOU. I LOVE YOU
Monday 11:00am at school
Teacher : Good morning my children
Class : Morning ma’am
Teacher : Today we talking about colours,
give me all the colours that you know.
Mmusi Maimane : Brown
Ramaphosa : Light Brown.
Gwede Mantashe : Dark Brown
Teacher : Mhmmm very good, continue
Zuma : Chris Brown
Teacher : Mxm, Malema help Zuma please
Julias Malema : Loaf Brown
Teacher : what??Hellen please help these two idiots…
Hellen Zille : Brown Dash
Teacher : Mangosuthu help these Idiots
Mangosuthu Buthelezi : Ellis Brown
Teacher : fotsek!!!
*Christiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi didn’t wake up one day and became world best players , they trained so long …… So if your wife is good in bed , my brother that is not good news , she trained for a long time under different coaches*
Dating a lady with a tooth gap is all fun until you take her on a date and she says ” Thweatheart, path me the thomatho sauce”😌😌
I feel sorry for women married to teachers😌😌😌 instead of finding money in their husband’s pockets while washing their clothes,,,,,, they find chalks and list of noise makers😅
*In Africa we don’t need CCTV cameras, the neighbours are enough 😂.if you think i’m lying bring your girlfriend at home when your wife is not around and see 😂😂😂😂😂😂*