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Her: since u slept with me, u never text,
call or give me money for my hair😒😒😒
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Me: Have u ever seen a president campaign
after winning the elections?

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You visit your ex and she bring you foods…boom the dog jump in you and you be like this dog like visitors neh…only to find that you are eating in its plate!!!!

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I dont want a relation where people say
they look so cute together.
I need a relation where people say,
Look how happy they are together.

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If u had a bad day
Just remember that there are people
who have their ex’s name Tattooed on their body

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A girl’s favourite line when she’s angry
“Don’t touch Me”

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Dear Monday
Would u please tell Tuesday to inform Wednesday that Thursday would like to see Friday on Saturday

Yours Sincerely
Sunday

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Mom: what are doing today?😉

Me: Nothing why?😐

Mom: But u did nothing yesterday😔

Me: I didn’t finish

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“But u said u are 5 minutes away”

First of all i didn’t say where im 5 minutes away from

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Ladies please: Weave is not pregnancy
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You don’t have to carry it for 9 months

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Ladies be looking like Rainbows nowadays

-Red Weaves
-Green Nails
-Blue Eyes
-Black Lips
-Yellow Teeth

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VHA – VENDA

– They are Educated
– Ugly on serious note
– They respect
– They aggressive
– They hate water
– Hate colgate and toothbrush .

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Girl: why are most of the men, cheaters?
Boy: because most of the girls, giving false hopes.
Girl: why don’t you know how to wait?
Boy: because we’re afraid you’re still lost.
Girl: you don’t make an effort.
Boy: we do but ignore it.
Girl: why do we always seem to be the wrong one?
Boy: because you’re actin. Nirerelate your life in the TV series. You wake up in reality!
Girl: we are now being stupid for you, then you are getting anything else.
Boy: we are not looking, it just happens that they will come in the time you are sulking in a useless thing.
Girl: we are sulking because we like affection.
Boy: we show you, but you are always pretending, when we are mad, you are more angry.
Girl: of course, we are a woman. Understand that.
Boy: we’re a man, understand our side as well. Not at all times we will allow you.
Girl: don’t you know that every day you are crying? But what do you do? Go with the gang and having fun as it doesn’t care.
Boy: you don’t know anything. When you hurt, we are more hurt, especially when we are the reason. We don’t need to show our tears to you because it’s nakakabakla. We are only able to investigate those things.
Girl: why are you scared to show your tears?
Boy: we don’t want to be weak in your vision. That’s what you want, right? The man who is brave. So sometimes, we also don’t do that we don’t do that we’re real because we love you
Girl: do you love us? Why don’t you express it?
Boy: you don’t want to believe it.
Girl: because you don’t certify.
Boy: do you want me to prove?
Girl: yes.
Boy: close your eyes.
(close the girl. The boy hugged him and kissed the forehead. Whisper together..)
Boy: Let’s get married.. –

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-Sa chat
Foreigner : Hi beautiful.. Im Horny..
Pinay : Ohw. Nice name..

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