Life is too short to spend on useless people
Baby girl just chill and make your cool money with no distractions.
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π§: May I please pass with level 7 only
π§πΏ: Bring the principal underwear ππ
I don’t mind if I get hiv from China woman
because I know it’s fake
What would I have done without you my friend
during these tough times.
Here’s to many more years of friendship!
Happy New Year!
Cheers to another year of fantastic friendship!
Happy New Year
Sending the warmest New Year wishes to the love of my life! Happy 2021
Hope that we have a perfect work-life balance this year
and we can spend more time together.
Happy New Year 2021
My heart skips a beat for you
whenever I hear your voice.
May we stay blessed. Happy New Year 2021″
May this New Year bring happiness in our lives. Happy New Year 2021″
You may be miles away, but you are still close.
Miss you a lot. Happy New Year 2021
Happy New Year dear husband!
May our bond grow stronger
with every passing year”
I HAVE NEVER BEEN CONFUSED IN
MY LIFE LIKE
THIS.
Two men met at a bus stop and
struck up a
conversation.
One of them kept complaining
about family
problems.
Finally the other man said, “you
think you have
family
problems? Listen to my
situation.”
“A few years ago I met a young
widow with a
grown up
daughter and we got married.
Later my father
married my
stepdaughter. That made my
stepdaughter my
stepmother
and my father became my
stepson.
Also my wife became mother in
law of her
father in law.
Then the daughter of my wife,
my stepmother
had a son.
This boy was my half brother
because he was
my father’s
son but he was also the son of
my wife’s
daughter, which
made him my wife’s grandson.
That made me
the
grandfather of my half brother.
This was nothing until my wife
and I had a son.
Now the half
sister of my son, my stepmother
is also the
grandmother.
This makes my father the brother
in law of my
child, whose
step sister is my fathers wife.
Thus I am my
stepmother’s
brother in law, my wife is her
own child’s aunt,
my son is my
father’s nephew and I’m my own
grandfather.
And you think you have family
problems?
No matter how ugly you’re, once you have money women will always find something cute on you like. “Ncoo he has a cute shadow”
ππ€
πΆ: full tank is calling you
π©π½: what?
When you go outside you find you boyfriend wearing Diesel label from head to toe πΆββοΈ
She said, she wants water to drink,
she came back smelling 4 slice of cheeseπππ
How to love is assuming that some one likes but nothing goes on there