No woman can control me
no woman can control me
but when she says go lock the door first
you fly like a bird

If you help a lady when in trouble
she will definitely remember you
when in trouble again

Dear group members, please decrease the brightness of your mobile phones. The group’s electricity bill has increased too much this month
Thanks for your understanding.

Guys
Sometimes you Should take the suitcase, go to the airport, take pictures and go back home just confuse the enemy

After high school, I decided to try to go to Medical School. At the entrance, we were asked to re-arrange the letters:-
*PNEIS*

to form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when active.

Those who wrote spine are now professional doctors while the rest of us who wrote what you thought about before you saw spine are now WhatsApp groups and Facebook group admins

*Chinese couple living in Africa gave birth to a black Baby. In anger, husband asked the wife …. Chi, why Baby black? She replied , we live in Africa, no Electricity… Me hot, U hot , sex hot … Baby burnt.*

*Dating a policeman can be very stressful. You tell him “I Love You” he asks you “Do you have evidence to support your statement”?*