I saw a Xhosa lady wearing a ring on
the wrong finger and I asked her why?
She said it is because she married a wrong
man.

She Was My Crush Until She Said “Opposite
Of Minimum Is MiniDad”.
Yaz South Africa Mara!!?.

Don’t be a boring girlfriend my
sister.Sometimes take his phone and delete
all female contacts and wait for a fight.

A man walks into a restaurant and wants
to order a chicken,but unfortunately he
can’t remember what *chicken* is called in
*English*. The waiter who wants to take
his order is only English proficient. So the
Zulu man seeing the guy at the table next
to him with a plate with *4 boiled eggs*
on it. He points to the plate of eggs and
says to the English proficient “Arrange me
their mother”

Wife is busy packing her clothes
Husband : where are you going?
Wife : I’m moving to my mother
Husband also start packing
Wife : Where are you going?
Husband : I’m also moving to my mother
Wife : And what about the kids?
Husband : Well if you are moving to your
mother and I’m also moving to my
mother….then I guess they must also move
to their mother
Wife fainted

Some girls have never seen the doors of a gym
but they are physically fit from running
from one man to another

RULES AND REGULATION FOR MY FUTURE WIFE
1. My future wife is not allowed to have more than 3 male friends: Me, her dad and her brother (if you have two brother
you better pick your favourite)
2. My future wife is not allowed to pray silently. I wanna know
what’s going on between you and Jesus.
3. If my future wife wants to comment on any guy’s post we
must first discuss about it.
4. My future wife is not allowed to work.. Cause being with me is a full time job”
5. My future wife is not allowed to hide her phone from me. As
long as we’re together it’s not an iPhone it’s a “wePhone”.
6. My future wife is not allowed to sleep unless I’m watching
her. If she laughs in her sleep I’m coming into her dreams to see what’s so funny…
I am caring. Right?

A teacher fell asleep in class and a little
naughty boy (NYA) walked up to him,
Little boy : “teacher are you sleeping in
class?”
Teacher : “No I am not sleeping in class.”
Little boy : “What were you doing sir ?”
Teacher : ” I was talking to God.”
The next day the naughty boy fell asleep in
class and the same teacher
walksup to him.
Teacher : “young man, you are sleeping in
my class.”
Little boy : “No not me sir, I am not
sleeping.”
Angry teacher: “What were you doing.”
Little boy : “I was talking to God.”
Angry teacher: “What did he say.”
Little boy : “God said he never spoke to you
yesterday.”

That moment when a tall girl sends you her
picture and when you view it you see “page 1 of
3” at the bottom of the picture

WIFE: “I should have married the devil, he
would make a better husband than you.”
HUSBAND: “But honey, marriage between
relatives is illegal?”

[A dog barks next door and it was
disturbing Rainbow and his wife to sleep]
.
Wife: Hunny the dog barking next door is
really noisy.
.
Rainbow: Mmmh leave it to me i will teach our
neighbours a lesson… (Rainbow goes to take the
dog and tie it in his yard then he goes to
bed)
.
Wife: Sweety what have you done to it, its
making a louder noise now.
.
Rainbow: I took it its in our yard now.
.
Wife: What for??!!
.
Rainbow: Relax I want them to experience the
pain of being disturbed by your next door’s
dog.

A Relationship without Sex helps you to focus on
important things like Cheating

A man tells his doctor that his wife has been denying him sex for the past 7 months. The physician tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her.

When the wife comes to office, the doctor asks her why doesn’t she want to have sex with her husband any more.

“For the last 7 months,” the wife replies, “every morning I take a cab to work. I don’t make much money and my husband doesn’t give more than bus fare, so the cab driver always asks me, ‘So are you going to pay today or what?’ I always give him an ‘or what’. That makes me late to work I’m late, so the boss asks me, ‘So are we going to dock your salary, or what?’ That’s another ‘or what.’ On the way home, I take the cab and again I don’t have any money so the cab driver asks me, ‘So are you going to pay this time or what?’ And, again, I do an ‘or what’. So you see, Doctor, when I get home I’m all tired out and I don’t want sex any more.”

The doctor thinks for a second. “So,” he says, “are we going to tell your husband or what?”

Boyfriend: Hey Can u ve The moon of my life😑

Girlfriend: Why not babe yes of course😊😊😊😊👅🍆💯!

Boyfriend: Okay Stay 998,826,100 Kilometres away from me then

You to did I like others confuse to status your to it copy, confused up ended and this read to trying time your took you since✋ -_-
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Confused? hahaha (Now read backward)

The beef is still on between certify and satisfy in Saps stations as we speak.
Even the police officers dont know which is which.