“Before Posting A Conspiracy Theory. Atleast Post Your Matric Results With Symbols. Imagine Failing Maths Lit Then Suddenly You’re A 5G Expert”

Sorry, your password has been in use for 30 days and has expired – you must register a new one.”
“roses”
“Sorry, too few characters.”
“pretty roses”
“Sorry, you must use at least one numerical character.”
“1 pretty rose”
“Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces.”
“1prettyrose”
“Sorry, you must use at least 10 different characters.”
“1f***ingprettyrose”
“Sorry, you must use at least one upper case character.”
“1FU**INGprettyrose”
“Sorry, you cannot use more than one uppercase character consecutively.”
“1F***ingPrettyRose”
“Sorry, you must use no fewer than 20 total characters.”
“1F***ingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourA**IfYouDon’tGiveMeAccessRightF***ingNow!”
“Sorry, you cannot use punctuation.”
“1F***ingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourA**IfYouDontGiveMeAccessRightF***ingNow”
“Sorry, that password is already in use.”

Feelings are just like Visitors they
Come and Go.

Black Label 5% alcohol, sanitizer 70% alcohol…

Are you thinking what I’m thinking?

Ladies, when you are hurt does removing your whatsapp profile picture make you feel better?

The number of girls some men promised to marry but never did,
is enough start “GIRLS SECONDARY SCHOOL

Next time when they shout “something big is coming your way in 2020” don’t just shout “I receive!!”.
First ask “what is that?”

So technically showing up at the bank
in a mask and gloves is ok now.

Whites: Nice car
Blacks: Can you believe it? He doesn’t even have matric