I am not a prophet but i can tell that your
bae is going to cheat on you
this coming weekend!!!!!!!
They dont even fear God……

Wait for it💔💔💔

Good morning …..unfortunately my neighbour
changed his wifi password.
Anyone to share me data

If she’s still standing after drinking 6 packs of smirnoff storm,
she is a witch

Stepson: “the electricity is gone”
Step father: “Yes just like your father”

Shout out to the lady who complains about
being single but never goes out✌

I guess your soulmate will have to
break into your house then.

Cuddling is for the rich.
No woman want to place her head on a broke man’s chest,
when the heart is beating “Debt debt debt”

If I kiss you by mistake.
What will you do

1:Kiss back
2:ignore
3:Cry
4:laugh
5:slap me

. I got a dig bick
2. You that read wrong
3. You read that wrong too
4. You checked
5. You smiled
7. You are wondering why you’re still this reading this
8. You saw that mistake… right? (On 7)
10. But did you see that I skipped 6?
10. You checked
11. And saw you that I doubled 10 and skipped 9
12. I said saw you, not you saw
13. I also skipped 2
14. You got tricked
15. I’m just wasting your time go back and read other posts.. 😂

You have insufficient ass to wear leggins
please load Pampers

YOH I WANNA STOP CHEATING😒✋
AND FOCUS ON MY 3 GIRLFRIENDS

When your Bae is treating you so good
that you even thinking of calling
all your EX’s and dump them again…

Don’t make the same Mistake twice
make it
6 or 7 times just to be Sure

Dating a girl with big Lips is not the problem
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The problem
is when she gives you a kiss and it sounds like
you are taking Screen Shot

Don’t invest my time loving any girl that is named “Natasha!”
😂
Because
if you read it from backwards it says “Ah Satan”

To all Salah fans lets go into the bible

Isaiah 19:3 I am going to frustrate
the plans of the Egyptians and destroy their morale.

Today early in the morning around 04:27 when i was busy driving my Ferrari🚘 with my girlfriend going to town for shopping. Guess what………………..
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The alarm⏰ woke me up!!!
Shit some dreams cant even come true

Sex …..you cry
Break up ….you cry
Mensuration period…you cry
Child birth …you cry
Engalgement…you cry
Wedding ….you cry
Pass exams with flying colours…you cry

Ladies what exactly is your problem?????