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A man buys a LIE DETECTOR Robot that slaps
people who lie. He decided to test it at dinner.
Dad: Son, where were you today during school
hours?
Son: At school. (Robot slaps son)
Son: Okay, I went to the movies!
Dad: Which one?
Son: Harry potter. (Robot slaps again)
Son: Okay, I was watching porn.
Dad: What? When I was your age I didn’t even
know what porn was. (Robot slaps dad)
Mom: Hahahahahaha!!! After all “he is your son”!
(Robot slaps mom).

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The person who took my shoes yesterday
while I was on McDonald’s Jumping Castle
please grow up marn, Nxa!! 😒😏
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If she asks for R200 let us make it R600
bafwethu🗣they’re our girlfriends

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The first time I saw Sjava & Amanda
Black
I thought they were traditional
healers

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Never tell a girl that she’s ugly✋
Just find a polite way to say it😉
Just say: “Your face doesn’t make sense”

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I always put my music on shuffle
but then get annoyed when
it doesn’t play the songs i want

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Relationship stress will make you forget
to sit down in a Taxi

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Girlfriend: babe why didn’t you give me anything for my birthday?😕
Me: You told me to surprise you

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whoever invented marriage was creepy as hell✋
Like I’m gonna love you so much,
I’m gonna get the government involved so you can’t leave

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Guys that wear suit on their profile are stingy!!!!
Ladies are we together…..
😂😂😂🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

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I have impregnated her last night and the baby’s name will be France!!!!

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Boys will hurt you until you understand that
“sex Before Marriage Is A Sin”

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He knows when your period ends but
he doesn’t know your birthday?
My sister is your boyfriend a medical doctor?

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Drinking garri doesn’t make you poor
but allowing swallow is poverty

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A man was taking his son on a walk in a nearby forest. Suddenly the boy tripped and feeling a sharp pain, he screams “AHHHH!”
Surprised, he hears a voice coming from the mountain, “AHHHH!” He was taken aback as it was his first experience of an echo.
Filled with curiosity, he screams: “Who are you?”, but the only answer he received was , “Who are you?”
This made him angry, so he shouted, “You are a coward!” and the voice answered “You are a coward!”
He looked at his father and asked “Dad what’s going on. Whose he talking back at me?”
“Son,” the man replies, ” pay attention. Say something nice to him
Then he screams, “I love you!” The voice answers, “I love you!”
Realising his son’s confusion the man takes over the conversation with nature and shouts
“You are wonderful!” and the voice answered, “You are wonderful!”
The boy is thrilled but still can’t understand what is going on.
The father explains, “Son, people call this an ECHO, but truly it is LIFE. Life always gives you back what you give out. Life is a mirror of your actions.
If you want more love, give more love. If you want more kindness, give more kindness. If you want understanding and respect, give understanding and respect. If you want people to be patient with you, then be patient with them.
This rule of nature applies to every aspect of our lives. An echo is nature’s way of teaching us to do unto others what we wish them to do to us and wish for others what we wish for ourselves.
Life always gives you back what you give out…
Your life is not a coincidence, but a mirror of your own doings.

My echo to you today is love, peace and happiness.

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