That Awkward Moment When you’re dancing with your Blesser and the Dj change the song and play……….Luther Vandross ~ Dance with my father

FM Stands For “Free Mode” That’s Why Radio Also Doesn’t Show Pictures… This Wisdom though.

Cansomeonepleasetellmewhatthebiglongbuttonatthebottomofmykeyboardisfor?

Just imagine when you crack a joke for your girlfriend. 😂 😂 😂
.
Then you hear me laughing under the bed. What would you do ?.

Her: helo babie
Me: hie how are you cute….
Her: good and you sweet
Me: I’m fine, but were you serious that
you won’t let me down babie?
Her: Yes bae, the love i have for you its like corruption in South Africa…..it will never end😘
Me: 😂😂😂you are full of shit

Me: Have a nice day

Her: Don’t tell me what to do

I was going to make a joke about
Sodium and Hydrogen but NaH

In China, they eat Rats and Theres Nothing wrong with that. Would it not be a good idea since we as South Africans don’t eat Rat, Start Rat Farms and Export them to China?…. I have been a Resident of Thokoza, Yho! Those Rats are huge. I hear Alex Got Rats too and Rats Give birth like nobody’s business, this could be a multi billion Rand business

My neighbour wants to consult a Witch Doctor for his lost chicken..!
For a chicken that was not even delicious!

Relationship stress will make you ask your parents why they are still together after all those years

Gents
If a girl refuses to reply your messages on Messanger,
just go to her timeline and post
“Thanks for the night”
And wait for her in your inbox, she’s coming

if a guy text you to come and meet him at home my sister quickly switch off ur phone remove the battery and throw ur sim card away

Main Chicks don’t Comment On Their Man’s Post Or Pictures. They Monitor The Comment Section And Screenshot The Suspicious One For Verification

I’m single because i want something real
not some 2 week bullshit

University is tough, she laughed at me for repeating clothes
now she is repeating modules