Imagine being a joke to people because of
what your partner does behind your back..
Stay Strong My Child!
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A teacher asked a student,”Why do we drink water.”
The student replied,”Because we cannot eat it.”
Hahahahaha
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There was a beautiful girl in a village admired by four men.
SINGER
HUNTER
DOCTOR
FISHERMAN
One day,she went to wash her clothes by the river coincidentally the four men where there watching her, All of a sudden a crocodile bit her and dragged her into the water.
The SINGER composed a beautiful song ,the crocodile raised its head above the water to listen to the song,
The HUNTER shot it,and it was dead . The girl floated on the water.
The FISHERMAN dived in and brought her out to the shore then,
The DOCTOR treated her and she was well again.
Now who deserves to marry the girl among the four men?
Need answer from intelligent people like U!!!!!
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered the same
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Research says 97 % of Africans fake cough in toilet when they hear footsteps 😳😳😳.🙈🙈🙈
True/false
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A lady committed a crime and she was sent to court. The punishment for the crime was life imprisonment. She shed tears for help but to no avail. When the case was called in court she started weeping. Her husband, family and friends who accompanied her started weeping but there was no hope. But something happened. Before the lady could stand in the witness box a man stood up and the court room was silent. Everyone looked at Him. He was noble and gentle. He stood in the witness box and interceded on behalf of the woman. The case was difficult, yet He used all His strength, energy and resources to fight on behalf of the woman. After a long legal battle between the man and the accusers, the lady was set free. The lady fell before the man and asked *’WHO ARE YOU’* The next day the lady deliberately committed another crime and was sent to the same court. As soon as she entered the courtroom, she saw the man who interceded for her the previous day on the judgement seat. He was no longer a lawyer, but a judge. With smiles on her face the lady said *’I have come again’* The man lifted his head and said ‘yesterday I was a lawyer, so I fought for you, even when you were guilty. But today I am a judge and my judgement must be fair.’ With tears in the ladies eyes she asked for the second time *’WHO ARE YOU’* and the man replied *”YESTERDAY I WAS YOUR SAVIOUR. BUT NOW I AM YOUR JUDGE”* Today Christ Jesus is our lawyer and redeemer, but a day is coming when He will give a fair judgement to everyone. *JESUS IS COMING SOON, SO PREPARE TO MEET HIM*. I will not force u to share this with
others, but as for me, the gospel must keep spreading! If u believe in spreading the gospel, then do so. This will help someone on your contact.
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Black people will see their ex classmates pregnant and say
“Eish this girl was very quiet at school.”
Who said pregnancy comes with noise?
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How can you let a nigga with no passport tell you
“You’re the most beautiful woman in the World “?
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Facebook will update you with unnecessary things. Telling you the page you have liked has changed to what what. Yet failing to let us know when someone has crush on you.
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My girlfriend is Clever I called her with My friend’s phone and she answer
“Hey Bbe ” She Just knew it was me!!
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I’ve been at Kruger National Park several times, but I’ve never see a Lion chasing Impala or Zebra…
Now I now know that what we see on National Geographic Wild Channel is jus acting
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Nothing confuses a girl like a rich guy asking if she has a boyfriend.
The girl will be like “sometimes I have, sometimes I don’t”
Well-done my sister
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Ladies please stop cheating back,
it hurts more,You know we men are not strong like you.
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I Gave my Daughter A Boy’s Name.
No One Will Want To Date A Girl Named Solomon
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My girlfriend is visit me today….what did i cook for him without meet🍗🍖 because she is a Vegetable she don’t eat meat….any receipt please
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The teacher asked Sam “Sam how many days are there in a week?
Sam – Ten.
Teacher – How so?
Sam – Monday , Tuesday , Wednesday , Thursday , Friday, Saturday , Sunday , Yesterday , Today and Tomorrow”
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