If you spend more time on Facebook than WhatsApp,
then you’re probably single.
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You see yourself glowing & gaining weight then boom๐ฅ
“Something Inside So Strong
Having a Female bestie is cool
until She gets a Boyfriend
Ladies, funny Guys are dangerous.
They make you laugh and laugh and laugh…
Then Boom! You’re naked
And someone said 98% of Zulu girls date Zulu guys just to avoid speaking English.โ๐คจ
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Is it true..??
Good Morning Indoor Prisoners..!โ๐๐ณ
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You thought dogs were hard to train… Look at the humans that can’t sit and stay at homeโฆ๐
They come back when they realize
that you were the only person that cared.
Rainbow what you’re posting is unlike you ”
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Says a Guy who has a child who doesn’t look like him
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But I tooled
[Age: 18-25]
Is the age where you meet a lot of temporary people..!
After Covid-19 I won’t have time for Milk
I’ll eat Corn Flakes with Savannah I’m thirsty guys
Am HIV POSITION
VOETSEK READ PROPERLY โฌ๐๐๐๐
A woman was driving down the street and got stopped by a police officer.
“May I see your driver’s license?” he said.
She looked at him with disgust.
“What’s the matter with you guys? I wish you’d make up your minds.
You took my license from me yesterday.”
What are the things that gives you joy in school?
Mine : stream & Her Royal Highness
The moment you tell a lady that you love her,she becomes cashless, foodless,rentless and all other forms of lessness.
1โฃ. No one has a perfect life. Everybody has their own problems. Some people just know how to deal with it in a perfect way.
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2โฃ. Smile, because you’re beautiful. Laugh, because you’re living life to the fullest. Stand strong, because haters can’t bring you down.
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3โฃ. First dates are awkward, first kisses are heavenly, first love is irreplaceable and first heartbreaks are unforgettable.
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4โฃ. Never lie to someone who trusts you, and never trust someone who lies to you.
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5โฃโฃ. Sometimes the strongest people in the morning are the people who cried all night.
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6โฃ. Good people sometimes make bad choices. It doesn’t mean that they’re bad people, it means theyโre human.
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7โฃ. You can’t make the same mistake twice. The second time you make it, it’s no longer a mistake, it’s a choice.
My sister, When You Wanna Slam His Bedroom Door๐ช
Soo Bad But Then It’s A Curtain..! โ