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If you spend more time on Facebook than WhatsApp,
then you’re probably single.



You see yourself glowing & gaining weight then boom๐Ÿ’ฅ
“Something Inside So Strong

Ladies, funny Guys are dangerous.
They make you laugh and laugh and laugh…
Then Boom! You’re naked


And someone said 98% of Zulu girls date Zulu guys just to avoid speaking English.โ˜๐Ÿคจ
~โ€ข~
Is it true..??

Good Morning Indoor Prisoners..!โ˜•๐Ÿž๐Ÿณ
~โ€ข~
You thought dogs were hard to train… Look at the humans that can’t sit and stay at homeโ€ฆ๐Ÿ’


They come back when they realize
that you were the only person that cared.


Rainbow what you’re posting is unlike you ”
.
Says a Guy who has a child who doesn’t look like him
.
But I tooled

After Covid-19 I won’t have time for Milk
I’ll eat Corn Flakes with Savannah I’m thirsty guys


Am HIV POSITION

VOETSEK READ PROPERLY โฌ†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


A woman was driving down the street and got stopped by a police officer.

“May I see your driver’s license?” he said.

She looked at him with disgust.

“What’s the matter with you guys? I wish you’d make up your minds.
You took my license from me yesterday.”

What are the things that gives you joy in school?
Mine : stream & Her Royal Highness


The moment you tell a lady that you love her,she becomes cashless, foodless,rentless and all other forms of lessness.

1โƒฃ. No one has a perfect life. Everybody has their own problems. Some people just know how to deal with it in a perfect way.
โ˜†๐ŸŒบ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ฎ๐ŸŒผโ˜†
2โƒฃ. Smile, because you’re beautiful. Laugh, because you’re living life to the fullest. Stand strong, because haters can’t bring you down.
โ˜…๐ŸŒบ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ฎ๐ŸŒผโ˜…
3โƒฃ. First dates are awkward, first kisses are heavenly, first love is irreplaceable and first heartbreaks are unforgettable.
โ˜†๐ŸŒบ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ฎ๐ŸŒผโ˜†
4โƒฃ. Never lie to someone who trusts you, and never trust someone who lies to you.
โ˜…๐ŸŒบ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ฎ๐ŸŒผโ˜…
5โƒฃโƒฃ. Sometimes the strongest people in the morning are the people who cried all night.
โ˜†๐ŸŒบ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ฎ๐ŸŒผโ˜†
6โƒฃ. Good people sometimes make bad choices. It doesn’t mean that they’re bad people, it means theyโ€™re human.
โ˜…๐ŸŒบ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ฎ๐ŸŒผโ˜…
7โƒฃ. You can’t make the same mistake twice. The second time you make it, it’s no longer a mistake, it’s a choice.

My sister, When You Wanna Slam His Bedroom Door๐Ÿšช
Soo Bad But Then It’s A Curtain..! โ˜