That Moment When A Taxi Driver Takes A Different Route You Dont Know
And You Start To Worry.

Ladies when cooking for your in-laws especially for the first time their is that voice that tells you “add more salt” “add more salt” don’t do it,, repeat never ever do that,,, it’s a voice of the village witches trying to scutter your marriage

If he no longer cleans his room when you visits…
My sister just know that you’ve been promoted
from side chick to main chick

If she tells you “I love you from the bottom of my heart”,
My brother ask her who is at the top.
We can’t be wasting our resources

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today
that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

When you marry the RIGHT woman everyday is VALENTINE’S DAY.
If u marry the WRONG one, everyday is BOXING DAY. If u go for the one with lying tongue, everyday is APRIL FOOL.
And when u choose the CHILDISH one everyday is CHILDREN’S DAY
But if u are still SINGLE like me, be grateful because everyday is INDEPENDENCE DAY

Why do KFC employees wear safety boots kante
hw dangerous is it to fry Chicken

Mai Chinoz goes to Home Affairs to register for child benefits. “How many children?” asks the assessor?
“Ten”she replies,
“Ten?” exclaims the Home Affairs worker.
“What are their names?”
“Assnut,Assnut,Assnut,Assnut, Assnut,Assnut,Assnut,Assnut, Assnut and Assnut ”
… “Doesn’t that get confusing?” “Naah…” says Mai Chinoz. “It’s
great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to
shout Assnut, YOUR SUPPER’S READY or
Assnut GO TO BED NOW and they all do it…”
“What if you want to speak to one individually?” says the perturbed Home
Affairs worker.
“That’s easy,” says Mai Chino… “I just use their surnames”

Dear Sir mr Prinsipal
I am so happy I write this letter to you. How are you, your wife and childs?
I am write this letter to told you that am leave your school forgood.
Becosi in your school, the teachers are clab us all very hard one and sometimes I wanted to cried but my friends tell me that man is not crying only crying inside, so I never cry.
The last time be today that we write English exams in that school that I am get 5%, teacher tell me that “my head is domkop”. it pain me too much that hi tell me that thing.
Mr Mkhize in this my letter I want know why me get 4% I suppose get 98%? Bicos me know my self good in English
So that is why me am going for good, for your scool to another one, your school is are fuseg DoD rabish
On behalf of myselves, I say byes to you sir, me is going forever.
Yours faithfully,
The real Titinic Aka Bhe

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using the tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)