Have you ever eat with swollen heart,
food you bought for a girl who didn’t come?

August weather 1 minute its Hot and
the next its Cold then boom its Windy,,,
No wonder its called Woman’s Month..

My Sister if you’re still with your baby daddy,
you, your mother and your grandmother know what you did

MY CRUSH POSTED THAT SHE LOVES NIGGAS THAT USE CAPITAL LETTERS
SHAME I WONT ENTERTAIN HER NONSENSE

Peter comes very drunk home late at night. He wakes his sleeping wife: “Emily wake up! You know what just happened!?”
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“No”, she replies sleepily.
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“I went to the toilet and the light switched on all by itself. And when I went out of there, the light switched off again without me having to do anything. I think I’m getting super powers!”
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Emily replies groans: “Oh no, Peter! You pig, you just peed into the fridge again!!!”

Peter comes very drunk home late at night. He wakes his sleeping wife: “Emily wake up! You know what just happened!?”
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“No”, she replies sleepily.
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“I went to the toilet and the light switched on all by itself. And when I went out of there, the light switched off again without me having to do anything. I think I’m getting super powers!”
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Emily replies groans: “Oh no, Peter! You pig, you just peed into the fridge again!!!”

Her: Hey sugar
Me: hello teabag
She blocked me😱
I thought we were making tea

Wen l drink alcohol…Evryone says l’m alcoholic.But…
Wen l drink Fanta..No one says l’m fantastic

Dating a Married Man is not the problem until
you see your name saved as engine oil.

I have decided to stop cheating and be faithful to my
5 cute girlfriends!
Actually men dont cheat we just read bibble

My boss bought new phone📱, he gave me the old one. He bought a new car🚘 he gave me the old one. Now he married a new wife…….
i am patiently waiting for old
free and he is a nice boss…..one in a million

Never allow your husband to pray silently,
the idiot might be asking God for a
girlfriend.

Just Gave a Fat Woman Wrong Directions
Hayi She Needed Some Exercise

if ur parents never told u to go and wear ur shoes and
before u come back they were gone,
forget it, u were adopted.