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Being greeted by a bank notification in the morning is
better than a morning text from Baeβ€¦β€πŸ™„



Even in this lockdown situation,
my parents want me to get up early and do nothing…
Covid-19

Real Men are worried about their jobs and the economy,
your Man is worried about haircut

If she block, unblock, block and unblock you…
MarryπŸ’that psycho, she really loves you..!


Good Morning Compatriots..! πŸ•πŸΉ
~β€’~
Corona or no Corona, staying away from people is always a good idea…

Girls can survive without a boyfriend
but they can’t survive without a best friend..!🀞


[πŸ’ŸTOP 15 THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE!πŸ’Ÿ]
🌸🌺πŸ₯€πŸŒΉπŸŒ·πŸ’
1⃣. Not everyone will understand your journey. That’s okay. You’re here to live your life, not to make everyone understand.
β€οΈπŸ§‘πŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ–€
2⃣. The biggest mistake one can make is losing yourself in the process of valuing someone too much and forgetting that you are special too.
β€οΈπŸ§‘πŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ–€
3⃣. It’s your journey and yours alone. Others may walk it with you, but no one can walk it for you.
β€οΈπŸ§‘πŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ–€πŸ€ŽπŸ€
4⃣. Cheating on a good person is like throwing away a diamond and picking up a rock.
β€οΈπŸ§‘πŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ–€
5⃣. Your hard times always reveal your true friends.
β€οΈπŸ§‘πŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ–€
6⃣. You will win, maybe not immediately but definitely.
β€οΈπŸ§‘πŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ–€
7⃣. Happiness is not getting what you want, it’s appreciating what you have.
β€οΈπŸ§‘πŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ–€
8⃣. Rumours are carried by haters, spread by fools And accepted by idiots.
β€οΈπŸ§‘πŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ–€
9⃣. My father used to tell me; “Don’t raise your voice, improve your argument.”
β€οΈπŸ§‘πŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ–€
πŸ”Ÿ. Never listen to haters. Haters will see you walk on water and say it’s because you can’t swim.
β€οΈπŸ§‘πŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ–€
1⃣1⃣. The best feeling in the world is knowing that your parents are happy because of you.
β€οΈπŸ§‘πŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ–€
1⃣2⃣. All failed relationships hurtπŸ’”, but losing someone who doesn’t appreciate you is actually a gain, not a loss.
β€οΈπŸ§‘πŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ–€
1⃣3⃣. Apologize for mistakes and apologize for unintentionally hurting someone.
β€οΈπŸ§‘πŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ–€
1⃣4⃣. What hurtsπŸ’” you today, makes you stronger tomorrow.πŸ’ͺ
β€οΈπŸ§‘πŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ–€
1⃣5⃣. God will give you peace to help you through your storm.πŸ™
πŸ’“β˜…πŸ’—β˜†πŸ’–β˜†πŸ’—β˜…πŸ’“


[Dear LadiesπŸ’•]
Have you noticed that a Man becomes boring after refusing to send you money? πŸ’
~β€’~
Like everything he says after that is nonsense.

A text from your crush can make you slap your Dad
on his head and say: “Yes boy”…

If she respond by saying: “I have a boyfriend”…
Keep Trying Bro..✊😎
~β€’~
Faithful Women don’t Reply.


We are experiencing the only time in history
where lazy people have a better chance of survival…


We suffer more often in imagination than reality.
There is nothing in this world that can trouble you
as much as your own thoughts.
Stop over thinking..!☝

So you caught your boyfriend sleepingπŸ’ with another girl because you denied him *** and you have the guts to say he is cheating..! 🀨
~β€’~
So if electricityπŸ”Œ company refuses to give electricity should he not use a generator? πŸ€”
~β€’~
Be fair my sister..


Forget about Coronavirus stress.
Have you ever waved back at someone
who wasn’t waving at you..?

Good Morning Compatriots..! πŸžβ˜•
~β€’~
First rule of quarantine: Don’t fall in love, everyone is bored…