I Reduced My Grandma’s Phone Brightness To Zero.
I told her to bring R300 To change the Screen Bulb…
Man must survive

A lady noticed a boy in the field standing alone whilst all the other kids were running around having fun…she took pity on him and decided to speak to him

Lady: you OK😇?
boy: yes😊
Lady: you can go and play with the other kids you know😇
boy: it’s better if I stay here😒
Lady: why😵?
boy: because I’m the goalkeeper

After paying R2500 per month creche fees…
my 5 yr old son will be like:
days of the week Monday,December, June,Tuesday, twelve, 😕😕
I’m stressed guys

If you send her R29 Vodacom airtime and she sends you a please call,
my brother marry that chick she knows how to budget !!!

NLY BLACK PEOPLE WILL MUTE THE TV
TO SMELL WHAT’S BURNING

Don’t just tell me what people were saying about me.
Also tell me why they were so comfortable telling you

The Impala was running like mad in Mana Pools.
Elephant asked: Why are you running?
Impala: They are arresting all Goats.
Elephant: But you are not a goat.
Impala : Without primary evidence in Zimbabwe I’ll never be able to prove it.
Elephant too started running

BOSS:Do you believe in life after Death?

EMPLOYEE: “Certainly not sir! There ‘s no proof of it”, he replied.

BOSS : “Well, there is now.
After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle’s funeral,
He came here looking for you.”

EMPLOYEE: …………………..

If 1 girlfriend can make you happy. Imagine having 10 girlfriends…

overdose happiness

That moment when you accept a friend request from an Indian dude😊..
then boom 100 friend requests from the entire Naidoo family

Whenever i have a problem I just sing
Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem.😞😞
That gives me hope

Saw a man standing on one leg at an ATM
Confused,i asked him what he was doing
He said, “just checking my balance ”

whites: get out of my house!!!!
Blacks: 8!!
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As simple as that