When next you check your boyfriend’s texts.
Ignore his chats with girls, and check the ones with guys.
That’s where the truth is.
You can thank me later!

*Ladies: If your maid has never asked for a day off
just know her boyfriend is in the same house.*

Where do I send the application to
if I want my dog to be a Police dog?

I miss my primary teacher who used to
force me to sit in between girls I wish I
knew

Research shows that gay people are rich
because they don’t date girls

If you don’t own anything ‘Made in China’ please leave my page.
You are too rich!

The rule is simple, if she also can’t afford it…
Then she got no right to call you broke.
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Don’t let these Girls confuse you..!!

When drunk people talk, 75% of what they say is true…
Please listen carefully this weekend

My biggest fear is having a child with someone
I don’t intend on spending the rest of my life with.

I wonder how people can be this funny…
Imagine two guys fighting and i tried to make things right.
But when i hear the cause of the fight i couldn’t help it… HOW WILL YOU BORROW YOUR FRIENDS CLOTHE AND SLIM FIT IT.

I intentionally Put My Grandma’s Phone On Silent,I told Her To Bring Money To Buy Ringtone That Her Own Ringtone Has Finished

When You Ask God To Remove All The Fake Things In Your Life
Then They Steal Your Nike Vapormax

I Didn’t Want My Family To Judge Me So i Walked Past Them With
2 Slices Of Bread On My Plate And 8 in My Pockets

You Are Not African Enough If You Have Never Clap You Hands
In The Air To Kill Mosquito

“Bbe I Will Die For You” Says A Guy Who Still Uses A Broom
To Lift Up Main Switch