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I decided to travel to the USA
THE VISA interview went as follows at the US Embassy:

Officer : So where you going in the USA?
Me : San Jose
Officer : it’s pronounce San Hose, J is pronounced as H in the US.
Me : Oh… Okay!
Officer : How long you planning to stay?
Me : From Hanuary to Hune or Huly…😕😕

Do you think I got the VISA?

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When a baby falls…
Whites: oh my baby are you ok?
Blacks : Dont look at him…he will cry.

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When you’re talking to your father through the phone and
your friends starts saying ” aah aah oh yes bbe” in a girls voice

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once upon a time santa was bathing with head and shoulders and
when banta comes and says why are you applying the shampoo
in shoulders.
he said that idiot it is written as head and shoulders.

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Once a farmer harvested his rice from Bassett in the Ural area and came to the city to sell it.
After selling the rice he made a lot of money.
He decides to buy a tape record. He was given a free CD, with music in it. The first music titled;Giving me water. Upon arriving home, he on the music set. The music started; giving me water oh yeah I thirsty oooh. Upon hear this, the farmer fetched a bucket of water and said to his family. The recorder is thirsty because it has been in the shop for a long time. He poured the water on the recorder and that was the end. Ha ha ha! Please don’t try that

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Was just wondering alone..the distance between Egypt and israel is abt 613 km..but it took Moses and the israelites 40 years to complete their journey.possible each day they walked only 43 meters.. I just wish Moses ws around to explain ths lazyness.

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TOUCHING STORY:
A story is told about a soldier who was finally coming home after having fought in Vietnam.He called his parents from San Francisco. “Mom and Dad, I’m coming home, but I’ve got a favor to ask. I have a friend I’d like to bring with me.”“Sure,” they replied, “we’d love to meet him.”
“There’s something you should know,” the son continued. “He was hurt pretty badly in the fighting. He stepped on a land mine and lost an arm and a leg. He has nowhere else to go, and I want him to come live with us.”“I’m sorry to hear that, son. Maybe we can help him find somewhere to live.”“No, Mom and Dad, I want him to live with us.”“Son,” said the father, “you don’t know what you’re asking. Someone with such a handicap would be a terrible burden on us. We have our own lives to live, and we can’t let something like this interfere with our lives. I think you should just come home and forget about this guy. He’ll find a way to live on his own.”
At that point, the son hung up the phone. The parents heard nothing more from him.A few days later, however, they received a call from the San Francisco police. Their son had died after falling from a building, they were told. The police believed it was suicide.
The grief-stricken parents flew to San Francisco and were taken to the city morgue to identify the body of their son. They recognized him, but to their horror they also discovered something they didn’t know: their son had only one arm and one leg.
The parents in this story are like many of us. We find it easy to love those who are good looking or fun to have around, but we don’t like people who inconvenience us or make us feel uncomfortable. We would rather stay away from people who aren’t as healthy, beautiful, or smart as we are.Thankfully, there’s someone who won’t treat us that way. Someone who loves us with an unconditional love that welcomes us into the forever family, regardless of how messed up we are.
Tonight, before you tuck yourself in for the night, say a little prayer that God will give you the strength you need to accept people as they are, and to help us all be more understanding of those who are different from us!…
Please LIKE, comment THANK YOU GOD and SHARE

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Ladies, if your man does not give you time i am here to give it to you.
Now its 22:15 pm.

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Bushiri: When you sleep you will close your eyes..👉 “👀”
~
His people: How did he know that??

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As you move forward in life, You may need to change your circle of friends.
Not everyone around you will be interested in seeing you improve

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Have you noticed that most Girls from Rich Families are Shapeless??

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If you are a Married Man💍 and we see you with a side chic,
we organise a side nigga for your wife…

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The Worst Feeling is When You Feel Like You’re Annoying
The Only Person You Wanna Talk To

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Boyfriend, Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?
Funny Girlfriend: It’s sufficient for me,
But how will you survive?

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Before you get serious with a girl ,
take her to the club to see how many guys know her .
*If the bouncer hugs her , run away my brother*

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Next time you post a pic ,think about some
of us who are on a free mode and unable
to see pictures, please put a caption
explaining what’s happening on the pic
like ” Hello friends on free mode ” it’s me
on the pic, uhm standing next to the room
divider, wearing sunglasses, smiling with
my goldteeth shining, ooh n down there
uhm wearing my carvela” such caption will
make it easy for some of us to say “wow
,nice pic”

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