Comment with a couple of things Africans do!!
*Me: Convert Coke bottle drinks to Water Bottle drinks
*Calling every toothpaste Colgate
*Washing Toilet papers so tht we can use them again.
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Nothing left to see in this world anymore.
I’m donating my eyes

I stopped watching Nigerian movies wen I saw that witch tasting her poison to make sure that it was enough….for the how Mara!

While your mother is praying that you should have a long life,
you’re in ur boyfriend’s house shouting ”ohh yes baby kill me”

They say girls would rather date a guy who is abusive
than date a guy who is boring.

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is it a crime to stop taxi and greet all pessangers ,
i did it but i nearly got killed by pessangers and even too much insults,
“we are loosing our culture as africans

You will be dating your bae nice nice then one fool will just come & give her a lift in a Range Rover Sport then she starts behaving like an Android Phone that needs Flashing.

When you are broke, no one takes you seriously.
Even dogs don’t bark at you when you pass by!!!

i havent done laundry in 6 months, one underwear last me for four days, i go front, then back and i turn it inside out then go front and back again. its called recycling

When her makeup is finished..* She starts posting things like *makeup free*. *Natural beauty*. How do I look?
If you know, You know

Girls when you visit your boyfriends. At least
buy wine and snacks.. Don’t just go there
carrying that big head of yours.

Guys There are people who are
selling fake airtime so before you recharge
just send me the voucher i got a machine
which tells whether the airtime is fake or
not

A certain family was having dinner, and their
six year old girl (Joy) started telling a story.
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Joy: On my way back from school, I saw dad
with a girl…
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Father: Shut up! Don’t talk with food in your
mouth… !
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Mother: No no no. Let her talk…
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Joy: Dad, you went in to the bush, I followed
you and you started kissing and
undressed her and then…!!!
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Mother: And then what baby? Say it. I’ll get
you a bunch of chocolate …
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Joy: They started doing what you did with
uncle Daniel when dad was not
around….
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Mother: Shut up, your dad has told you not
to talk with food in your mouth. Stupid child.
No table manners…..!!

Since I saw my landlord’s wife coming out
of a hotel room last week she has been
bringing me food morning*, *afternoon
and evening*.
*I wonder what is her problem*

Men with big tummies,
pliz do something becoz you are confusing our kids.
Now my nephew believes that
women give birth to girls and men give birth to boys