Some South African Artists Don’t Know How To Give A Speech After Collecting An Award 😕😒 .. That’s Why They End Up Saying , ” i Want To Thank My Fans especially Jesus” mxm

Some South African Artists Don’t Know How To Give A Speech After Collecting An Award 😕😒 .. That’s Why They End Up Saying , ” i Want To Thank My Fans especially Jesus” mxm

How old were you when you discovered
that it is ” fueling station ” not “filling
station “?
Me: it’s today

My dear sister if you are in a
relationship and he only has time for
you at night…
You are dating a mosquito

Don’t feel bad if you upload a picture
and nobody comments on it.
Who knows ?
Maybe you left everyone speechless .
I’m Just Saying

MAN: Marry me?
.
WOMAN: Do you have a flat?
.
MAN: No!
.
WOMAN: Do you have a Camry car?
.
MAN: No!
.
WOMAN: How much is your salary?
.
MAN: No salary, but I….!
.
WOMAN: But What?? You have nothing. How
can I marry you? Leave please before I open
eyes for you!
.
MAN: But I have one estate ,
3 landed properties in GRA *, Ferraris
,, 2 Porsches and 2 G wagon
.
*Why do I still need to buy Camry .*
How can I be paid salary when actually
I’m the BOSS…
.
WOMAN: that’s why I told you to leave, cause
am coming to your house myself to propose
to you….

If you have attended over hundred weddings and you are still single, sister you are no different from a canopy

Imagine deleting all the pictures you took with your ex
Boom!! He/She becomes a celebrity
No evidence to show us you once dated.

I commented on my girlfriends pic and she replied
thanks bro
Yaz im hurt deep inside

Yesterday I saw my crush drinking water
i didn’t know we have so much in common

I am not accepting friend request with no
profile picture ..if you’re afraid of your own
face . Then so am I

If you pay me a visit and I go to the toilet,
you must clap your hands until I come
back ….. I’m tired of thieves

Being known by her family is nothing .I
want my picture in their dining room
written “Our Son In-Law”

When your girl forgets to hang up the call and you hear her saying: 😊😊😊
_
“Yho, askies. That was my uncle !!!”

Saw this stunning girl at a bar last night. I got her a drink, walked over to her and then felt my knees go weak and my stomach turn to butterflies. Turns out that I spiked the wrong drink by mistake

Give Him 20 chances Than To give 20 different Guys a chance…
chose to be Stupid Than to be a Hoe