Don’t Worry You Will Find Someone ” ….
These Words Coming From Your Crush
Hurt More Than South Africa’s Problems

A Man And His Family Doctor Accidentally Meets In The Market.

Doctor: “How Is Your Headache Now?”

Patient: “Ohh, She Is Out Of Town.

Girl Is Going Into The Operation Theater For Her Heart Surgery.

She Holds Her Boyfriend’s Hand Tight & Said,

Girl: “I am Having Heart Surgery Today.”

Boy: “Yes I Know, Don’t Worry Baby.”

Girl: “I Love You.”

Boy: “I Love You The Most.”

After The Surgery, Girl Wakes Up And The Only One Next To Her Is Her Father.

Girl: “Where Is He?”

Father (Surprised): “Don’t You Know Who Gave You That Heart?”

Girl: “OMG, What? Noooooo (Starts Crying)”

Father: “I Am Just Kidding, He Went To The Toilet.“

Pathan’s Wife Bought A Beautiful Sweater For Her Husband.

She Sent It To Him By Parcel Along With A Note…

That Said: “The Buttons Of The Sweater Are Removed Since They Were Too Heavy & Added To The Postage. U’ll Find ‘Em In The Right Hand Pocket Of The Sweater“

I think im old enough now my parents
can move out of the house

if You Can’t Thank GOD For Anything ,
Atleast Thank GOD That Mosquitoes Can’t Transmit H.I.V

We beat up cheating boyfrnd for a living
Call us or Whatapp us on 0828676083
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We are Fixing the Country.

I grow up know paper and silver money,
as for hair and nails money I didn’t know it

Kamo GETS HOME AT MID-NIGHT…HIS WIFE ALREADY ASLEEP WITH A BROKEN HEART..

Kamo :My wife, please open 4 me…
…
Wife:Where are u coming from in the middle of the night…U will sleep there outside..

Kamo : Please open or else l will throw myself in the swimming pool & drown as u know, l cant swim.
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Wife: Go ahead & throw yourself, l don’t

care…kamo THEN TOOK A BIG ROCK & THREW IT IN THE POOL..WHEN HIS WIFE HEARD THE LOUD SPLASH, SHE PANICKED, OPENED THE DOOR & RUSHED OUTSIDE, WITH JUST HER PANT & BRA ON…IMMEDIATELY, kamo RAN INTO THE HOUSE AND LOCKED HIS WIFE OUTSIDE…

Wife: Wena kamo open 4 me, this is not funny at all…

Kamo : Just wait there, l’m phoning my relatives and yours & the neighbours, so that you explain to them where you are coming from, in the middle of the night naked…

Dear Girls…
If a guy tells you
👇
“Come to my house 🏠 I won’t Touch 🙌 you”
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Tell him ” Come to Shoprite I won’t pick anything

Signs that shows your man is gay
1.He owns a gown
2.He eats 3 slices of bread
3.He owns silk sheets
4.He has long hair
5.Long nails
6.Takes 1 hour bath/shower
7.Pictures of topless man on his cell phone
8.Follows more guys than girls on social networks
9.Too many selfies of him pouting or biting his tongue
10.MOST IMPORTANTLY, He’s a Orlando Pirates FC fan

Some Girls are really poor in romance. you hit her with a pillow,
Boom she’s chasing you with a knife.

Just heard my ex was hit by a truck.
Oh lord I 🙏 pray nothing happens to the truck

Her : Baby can I saw you today?

Me : I told you to leave English alone…😂 😂 😂

What would you have said if you were me?

Nothing makes a lady more happier when
she is about to leave a guy’s place and the guy says
“please pass me my wallet”