i Don’t Have Time To Tell The KFC Cashiers To Bring Me The Best Pieces Of My Choice ,
So i Just Let Them Bring Whatever
Coz I’m Used To People Disappointing Me

Having A Bae On Facebook is Hard😥 …
You’ll Comment On Another Girl’s Pic And
She’ll Like The Comment ,
Just To Alert You That The “FBI” is Here 😂

Am i The Only One Who Can Cancel Plans
Just To Stay Home And Do Nothing ?

Rainbow (husband): Honey, I got hit by a car
outside office. Palesa brought me to the
hospital. They have been making tests and
taking X-rays. They blow to my head
though very strong, will not have any
serious or lasting injury. But I have 3
broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound
fracture in the left leg, and they may have
to amputate the right foot.
Wife: Who is Palesa??

Husband and his wife were arguing
on who is
more scared between them. After a
long argument, they
decided to ask their two kids. The
first Kid, Junior,
says, “Dad is more scared. Anytime
he sees a beautiful lady in
town, he closes one of his eye.” The
wife realizing
the meaning, was very furious at her
husband. After arguing for a little
bit, they asked their second kid,
Sharon. And she says,
“Daddy is not scared of anything, but
mummy is always scared so much,
she cant be alone. When dad works
night shift,
mummy sleeps with the man next
door.
Sometimes she invites the Gardener
or Uncle
Tim to sleep with Her, after leaving
the room escorts her
to the bathroom and bath with her
just because
she’s scared.

A man in USA sees a dog attacking a
girl!
.
.
He kicks the dog, it dies!
.
Newspapers report
“LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM
DOG”
.
.
Man says i’m not American
.
Report changed
“Foreign Hero Saves girl from Dog”
.
.
Man says:
.
Actually I’m Pakistani
.
.
Breaking News:
.
“Terrorist killed Innocent Dog which
was playing
with a Girl…

A new element added to PERIODIC TABLE :
Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl
Atomic weight: Don’t even dare to ask.
Physical properties:
…1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with loveand care,
3. very bitter when mishandled.
Chemical properties:
1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum,
diamond, branded clothes and other
expensive items.
Nature:
1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.
Occurrence: Mostly found in front of the
mirrors.

in America .. The So Called Developed Country , When A Traffic Police Stops You And You Put Your Hands in Your Pockets , He Shoot You instantly …
But Here in South Africa .. When A Traffic Officer Stops You And You Put Your Hands in Your Pockets , He Will Start Smiling

Did you know that a man can pass a toilet
and go urinate at the back

No matter how fast the taxi driver is going . There’s always that person who is in a hurry more than the driver when the driver over takes you’ll hear them say mxm to show that the driver is doing nothing

When you tell your parent a funny story
then it turns into a life lesson

PATIENT: Can a pregnancy drink beer if 9
months is not arrive?
DOCTOR: Forget about the beer..this type of
English can cause miscarriage.

If a man tells you he’s not like other men,
my sister ask him if he can give birth.

Guys, don’t trust a lady who is online but
replys to your message after 5 minutes.
Brother, the queue is very long.

You post me, I post you
You act single, I act single
You claim me, I claim you.
You play games, I play games too
You delete shit , I delete shit too
You show, no interest, I put no effort
Put me second, I’ll put you last
Love is war .

I CAN’T WAIT 2 MARRY SO DAT I CAN BE STEALING MEAT FRM D POT ND MY WIFE WE BLAME IT ON D CHILDREN