The Original Kappa when you’re
involved in a Fight those guys stand Up
and Help you to Fight

Am I The Only one who get excited when
the Car I’m In overtake another

Women are more clever than men…
A boyfriend sends a letter to his girlfriend.
.
I’m sorry but am in love with another girl.
She’s beautiful and intelligence, so I no
longer love you, Pliz send my photos back.
The girl sent him an envelope containing
80 photos of different men and letter
written “I don’t remember your face so
select your photo and return the rest.
.
He fainted.

Stop posting your problems on facebook and
start drinking alcohol just like the rest of us🙌

If you’re arguing with your girl and she says,
“So let me get this straight”
she’s about to mix up everything you just said..

I have realised that Brazilian hair is not meant for every one. 😂 😂 😂
.
Because some ladies are looking like poor Somalians.
Whereas others are looking like divorced Indians.

Its shocking what people are doing these days.
Yesterday in church the guy seated next to me
lit a cigarette during praise and worship.
I was so shocked I almost dropped my beer! !

Her: what do you do for living babie😘?
Me: my brother is in America

Parents:
.
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Please start painting houses now cz when you paint around December we get lost when we are drunk

Thank God i Just Bought iPhone 8 Charger Today,
I Will Buy The Phone By Next Year

That moment when you send your boyfriend your picture
without make up and he’ll be like “lmao Who’s this Babe”..!!

i Was So Sad On Saturday i Was Watching “Sarafina” On My Hospital Bed 😢 , I’m Discharged Today 😁 .. i Can’t Wait To Go Home And Watch “Anaconda” 😠 i Wanna See White People Getting Swallowed By A Snake To Feel Better 😥

is Your Mom Even Your Mom if She Doesn’t Walk into Your Room
To Stare At You , Then Walk Away ?

Did you know that there’s someone who always looks at your pics & Be like
“One day you gonna be mine “

Don’t Let Nobody.. I Mean Nobody Tell You, You Ugly.😕
You Probably are👊, But Just Don’t Let Nobody Tell You..”

When You Text Someone Out Of Boredom
And They Leave You On SEEN