I saw a homeless man sleeping in a tyre,
so I did him a favor and punctured it.
He’s now sleeping in a flat😼
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The pain of being made fool by the person you’re trying to make fool though
My boss has been calling me bullet for the past three days.
I think he wants to fire me😼
When you’re having good times you forget about God and praying. When things get ugly you ran back to Him and you expect him to answer you?
I miss school for what when you’re getting 2 on Maths?
Doing nothing is very hard to do.
You never know when you’re finished😏
I’m not putting any jokes anymore in here
if you’re going to laugh at them!
Do you see those pictures you took together with your boyfriend while both of you are laughing, one day you are going to delete them crying…
If you know a guy who forgave a woman for cheating on him,
tell him panties are on special at PEP…
Your boss uploaded his family pictures & you went ahead and commented “cool pics” your phone keyboard autocorrected to “cool pigs” & immediately battery went off. Please don’t waste time to apologise, just apply for another job.
*Someone Once Asked Me*
*What Is A Best Friend*
*I Said It Is Somebody*
*Who Can See The Truth*
*And Pain*
*In You*
Am I the only person who has this mad dance moves in mind
but I only stand up and disgrace my entire family 😂😂😂
As the thief was leaving, a six year old boy woke up and said ”
you take my school bag or I scream”
Only legends will understand
😂😂😂😂
👩🏿: why didn’t you tell me that you have a girlfriend?🤔
🧔🏻: Because You didn’t ask me🤷♂️
👩🏿: So you waited for me to come ask you, when you had the opportunity to tell me from the onset?🤬
🧔🏻:No I wasn’t really waiting for you to come and ask.😑
👩🏿: okay so why didn’t you tell me?🥺
🧔🏻: I didn’t tell you because You didn’t ask me😕🙄
Grade 12 learners,
if you need help with mets, fizics,joegrafi and bawloji. Inbocks me.
Protect your dignity. Don’t over text or call someone who’s intentionally ignoring you, go where you are appreciated, respected and loved💏…