Do your parents know that 70% of the time
you are at university
you don’t sleep on your bed

Private school: Good morning class
Learners: Good Morning Teacher.

Government school: Good Morning Class
Learners: Goooooooood Mooooorniiiing Teeeeaaacheeeeer 😯

Girls who hate other girls for dating their ex’s
should go back to Pre-school..

What baffles me the most in church⛪ is seeing ladies👩 fainting letf,
right & centre but still remember to close their legs

Cartoons brings children together and
soccer brings man together.
Please I want to know what brings woman together?

A Korean actress revealed that she eats three spoons of rice everyday in order to be slim hmm _
buh my African ladies eat those three spoons
to check whether the salt is enough

Inside a white Girl’s handbag:👇
.
Car Keys
Full make up kit
Set credit cards
I Phone8
Orbits😊
.
Inside a coloured girl’s bag:👇
.
Chappies
Halls
Rizzler
Weed
Okapi
Vaseline
Vodafone
Credit cards😏
Nip( Vodka)
.
Inside a Black Girl’s handbag:👇
.
.
Shoes
Broken Mirror
Stolen Lipstick
Vaslaap
Sassa Card
Gentlemagic
Shoprite till slip of last month
Mobicel
Dead cockroach😂
Ntsu or taxi( snuff)
Lekwete la mobu

The very same God who turned stone to bread
and water to wine
can turn your Girlfriend to my Wife..!! 💍

They have✌2 colors lord..🙏
Your girls have✌2 colors..🙏
Their faces are yellow and their bodies are black oh Lord!

South African girls are the most beautiful Creatures In Africa but my problem with them, is they always don’t have TT,
Transport money…💔

Doctor Said I Had 3 Months To Live Due To Cancer.
I Killed The Doctor And
The Judge Gave Me 20 Years in Jail.

Exam Prayer After ignoring The Lord For 9Months
You: The lord is My Sherperd
Lord: Nna?

Ladies be Careful Wht u Do On FB.
You might be dumped for liking someone’s status or picture.
At this time of the Year any mistake is Red Card

Dear Tsonga People,

Please stop calling Johannesburg “Joni” , you don’t hear us calling Giyani “Giyi” or Malamulele “Mali”.

Regards
Joburgers

Woman are naturally expensive..
don’t call them materialistic..
jst go 4 the 1 you can afford.. stay in your lane..