TEMBISA to Joburg=32 km
Joburg to TEMBISA =32 Km 👍
.
Monday to Friday =5 days
Friday to Monday =2 days 😏😱
Mara why 😒🤔
.
-This must be Witchcraft

The highest form of stupidity is a side chick
being loyal to a married man..

*Africans are difficult to understand*
I tried several times to warn passersby not to urinate at the corner of my wall fence but they never stopped. I decided to write on the wall: *ANYONE FOUND URINATING HERE WILL BE PROSECUTED*, but the vice continued more. Then I decided to write: *PLEASE URINATE HERE WE NEED HUMAN URINE FOR RITUALS*.
This time not only have they stopped urinating on the wall but have abandoned the footpath as well.

This is a love letter from a boy to a girl…
However, the girl’s father does not like him and want them stop their relationship… And hence… The boy wrote this letter to the girl.. He knows that the girl’s father will definitely read this letter…

1 “The great love that I have for you
2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you
3 grows every day.When I see you,
4 I do not even like your face;
5 the one thing that I want to do is to
6 look at other girls. I never wanted to
7 marry you. Our last conversation
8 was very boring and has not
9 made me look forward to seeing you again.
10 You think only of yourself.
11 If we were married,I know that I would find
12 life very difficult and I would have no
13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
14 to give, but it is not something that
15 I want to give to you. No one is more
16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
17 able to care for me and help me.
18 I sincerely want you to understand that
19 I speak the truth.You will do me a favor
20 if you think this is the end. Do not try
21 to answer this. Your letters are full of
22 things that do not interest me. You have no
23 true love for me.Good-bye! Believe me,
24 I do not care for you.Please do not think that
25 I am still your boyfriend.”So bad!!

However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy told
the girl to
“READ BETWEEN THE LINES”, meaning – only read Lines
1.3.5.7.9.11.13.15.17.19.21.23 .25.

Praying during the last minutes before exams is not good at all for me.
I heard myself during the prayer saying
‘Good luck with your exams Lord.
mxm stressed

Acting Surprised When You Get a Plate Of Food
At Someone’s House is Very important

Toilet= 1 Minute
Toilet + Phone= 10 Minutes
Toilet + Phone + Wifi= 1hour
Toilet + Phone + Wifi + Charger= All Day

Matriculants Be Like ”Next Year I’ll Go To Varsity For 4years,
Get a Job, Buy a Car Then Get Married”
Guys, Please Explain To Them It Doesn’t Work Like That

Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could. He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step. Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat. Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin. The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside, “You skin this one while I go and get another one!”

I Think I Have A Serious Problem…
Today I Was Reading Daily Sun
News Paper And Find Myself
Looking For A “Like” Button

TEACHER: class lets show the principal and the
guests how far we have reached… if i say small
you say small smaller smallest.
(the class agreed and they started)
TEACHER: small
CLASS: small smaller smallest TEACHER: big..
CLASS: big bigger biggest.
TEACHER: tight…
CLASS: tight tighter tightest
TEACHER: ( smiling) thats good.
CLASS: thas good thats gooder thats goodest.
TEACHER: 0K
CLASS: OK OKIER OKIEST
TEACHER: No
CLASS: No noer noest.
TEACHER: stop
CLASS: Stop stopper stoppest TEACHER: OH
LORD!
CLASS: oh lord oh lorder oh lodest…
PRINCIPAL: stupid class

A newly married husband saved
his wife’s number on his mobile
as “MY LIFE”.
After 1 year of marriage he
changed the number to “MY
WIFE”. After 2 years of marriage
he
changed the number to “HOME”.
After 5 years of marriage he
changed the number to “HITLER”.
After 10 years of marriage he
changed the number to “WRONG
NUMBER”.
What name do you think he will
save the wife’s number with
after 15years…….?

I’ve just changed my Facebook password to “incorrect” so that
whenever i forget it,
Facebook will be like ” your password is incorrect ”

Good morning everyone

A white lady and a black guy were having a drink at a bar.
Later that night the lady whispered to the guy “let’s go to my place”.
At the woman’s place they started kissing and undressing.
The lady was deep in the mood and whispered to the black guy in a sexy voice, ” tie me on the bed and do what you black guys do BEST! !!”
The guy tied her on the bed and ran away with TV, money, laptop and fridge
Africa got talent! !!!

RESPECT YOUR PARTNER’S PHONE SO THAT
THE DAYS OF UR RELATIONSHIP WILL BE
INCREASED.