You Are Not Black Enough if You
Never Used 1 Book For 5 Subjects

Slay Queens be like: I don’t own anyone a perfect English
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Let’s begin to start

Breaking news: im getting married in December.
I’m just not sure which year

Next week it’s a high school reunion,
can someone borrow me pilot uniform and BMW keys?

My mom can be so cool sometimes😎👇
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Me:”mom I made a girl pregnant “😢
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Mom:” son. .tell the girl to bring her parents over to our house…..
so we can both deny the pregnancy😏

If she cheats on you just go nd buy a Diamond ring nd set a Romantic dinner then kneel down and ask her “Do you think Lerato will like this Ring?” Avele anye

How old were you when you realised that
“People you may know” are actually people
who’ve gone through your profile?

I Don’t Know Who Needs To Hear This But
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.Don’t Lose Yourself Trying To impress Us
On Social Media
WE ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS…

You don’t know happiness until
your mother is in charge of food
and drinks at a ceremony

Zee World Landlords Be Like 👇
“Hey , How Dare You Enter My House 😠 ? ”

Only Zee World Fans Will Understand ✋

Futsek is very important when you hallar your neigbours n
they keep quiet like they never heard anything

When I say you’re beautiful,
Please don’t say REALLY
I don’t want to lie twice

I invited her to my room now
she’s killing my cockroaches

Im already ashamed of the things I’ll be doing in December

Ladies who always match their purses
with clothes but can not match Babies to
their real fathers.
God is zooming you from above my sisters.