That moment when one of your grandmother’s chicken go missing😢..
jiki jiki you see your neighbour holding a box of KFC

I Just Want A Girl Who’s Gonna Call Me Daddy
In front Of her dad
Is that too much to ask?

Real Men Disappear On Friday Say There Going To The Funeral And
Come Back On Monday Saying ”
I Was Buried By Mistake Babe”

90% of Blacks can’t swim✋
We just walk around the pool like invigilators✊

– That Hurtful Moment ,
After You’ve Finished Watching A Series Or A Movie
Then Now You Have To Go Back To Your Miserable Life

IF I TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED TO ME TODAY eehn.you would be like,” 🙁 ”
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I went to de market 2day and mistakenly steped on de foot of an old woman then she started pouring curses on me like “u would never grow gray hairs,you shal never smel wealth .but poverty,u shal always beg for food,children shal never come from u,your generations shal all be poor and a whole lot of curses.So i q apologised to her saying “ma pleas am sorry”.and helped her carry her loads for her and she said,”my son,i never knew you were a good man.you see all those curses i poured on you,they were not for you but the person reading this post”. :l

That Pain 😢😥 , When You Show Someone Something That
You Are Really Proud Of And They Say “Cool”
And They Change The Subject 😭

That Pain 😢😥 , When You Are Dressed And
You Are Ready To Go Out But Your Friends
Won’t Answer Their Phones
When You Are Calling Them

I bought cheap power bank in Chinese shop,
i was happy until my phone started charging the power bank

Hard guy Hard guy, but your parents still
force you to get a hair cut.

When you see someone using crayons in an exam and
wena you didn’t need them

That Feeling , When You Enter The Exam Hall Late And
Your Friends Have Already Sat in Formation Without You

I remember telling my ex to block all her
side niggas and I got blocked too. I really
played myself there.