We just see the quality of the Coffin then
we know that we will eat Nice food when
we come back from graves

Bofebe is Not A Profession Ladies
Go To Shoprite And Drop Ur Cv They Take
Everyone, even those With Ugly Eyebrows

Police Dog passing by your House seeing
your Dog chilling at Home n be like “Check
that unemployment Dude Mahlalela”

Lord Farra God I Dreamt Stoping to Drink alcohol
please Help me to stop dreaming

Ladies, When You Reject A Guy Stop Saying ”
But We Can Still Be Friends” Its Bad Manners

*I think 🤔we have to start removing some people from this App,
especially those who can’t: reed, spale, or spick gud Engilis

People Who Knows Car Parts Let Us Confuse Them
Me : Front Sit.

The time is 04:55am and I’m so tired Shem
I really had a busy night😊…
mxm anyway i really need to buy a new broom…
the old one got broken😏

Facebook must have a
“I want you button” this heart reaction❤ doesn’t work for me

Witchcraft + Satanism – Is when you walk 🚶‍♂ 3km to work and when you get to your office you realize you left the office key 🗝 at home 🏡, you leave your heavy brief case 💼 at the office doorstep then you walk back home.
When you arrive you realize you left your house keys 🔑 in that heavy brief case 💼, you go back to the office doorstep and fetch the big brief case 💼.
Then when you get home 🏡 you see the office key in your big brief case 👀

Two ✌ terrorists having discussion in a bar.
The waiter asks them what the discussion was
about?
Terrorist :- We are planning to kill 10 thousand
people and a donkey 🐺.
Waiter :- Why a donkey?😯
.
Then one terrorist says to the other, “See I told
you nobody will care about the 10 thousand
people

If we’re dating and your family likes me
if we break up we gonna be siblings,
I can’t loose a good family just because
of your stubbornness

In south Africa you pay tax for people in jail
who raped your sister let that sink in

‘Blacks Likes Exaggerating!!’
•°•°•
Whites: “Fat”
Blacks: “Fatty Boom Boom”

One day an employee came in to work with both of his ears bandaged.
When his boss asked him what happened, he explained: “Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and I accidentally answered the iron instead of the phone!””Well,” the boss said, “that explains one ear, but what about the other?” “The idiot called back!”

Nyaa (8) Was In A bus Eating a Chocolate ,
Then He Took Another One And Then Another,
A Man Next To Him Said ” Do You…Know That
Too Much Of It Will Damage Your Teeth ”
Nyaa replied. ” My Grandfather Lived To 132 years ”
The Man Asked ” Was It Because Of Eating Chocolate ? ”
Little Nyaa Replied, ” No , he was always minding his own business”