Do you know the pain of getting caught
while you try to fit visitors shoes

If you win 5 million :. How much would you give your bae .
Me:R70

*Before u fall in love, test the strength of your heart by
playing soccer bet with your rent.*

Besides cheating,
what are your plans for this coming December??

If u win 50 million an your ex need a 49
million for kidney transplant
Which colour are u gonna choose for ur
Lamborghini??

He will be like ‘please babie send me your pic… you send👩.
After few minutes please babie send a full one😋😚.
Nxaaa what exactly do you want to see???
Some guys yrrrrrrrr

You know even if you can call him/her BAE in public or
even post his/her pics on social networks
“They will still cheat on you”

Marrying a fat woman is not a problem.
Problem comes when you are dancing with her……
Its like you are pushing a fridge😂

Telling a lie

Telling a Lie is a
sin for a child,
fault for an adult,
an art for a lover,
a profession for a lawyer,
a requirement for a politician,
a management tool for a Boss,
an accomplishment for a bachelor,
an excuse for a Subordinate
&
A matter of survival for a Married Man.
😂😜

Am done

How much money do you think
can solve your current problems?

DON’T FORGET YOUR DECEMBER SALARY HAS TO LAST YOU
FOR THE NEXT 3 MONTHS OF JANUARY……

Imagine Paying R600 Creche Fee And You Hear
Your Kid Saying: “My Name is Four Years Old”

You Spent The Whole Day With Your Bae
Then She Updates a Status Saying
“What A Boring Day”

When he knows when your periods end but
doesn’t know your birthday
my sister run away and never look back.

pastor: who died and woke up again
Sunday school: undertaker