Some of you will bathe with bucket and say “I just showered”🛀🚿.
My dear you just bucketed. Be real for once

Don’t Judge A Lady When You See Her In Different Cars..
Who knows she might be a Mechanic!!🔧

Today I was so bored, I saw an ant in my kitchen and I placed few sugar cubes in front of it, It had some and went to tell it’s friends and I quickly hid the sugar cubes because I wanted them to think it is a liar. It came back with the whole army of ants and now they are fighting.

I am that kind of guy who put a song on repeat
until the artist begs for Water

No one wears expensive clothes like a guy
who’s not taking care of his child

My Sunday school teachers never told me I was ugly.
They waited until it was time for church drama,
then they made me Satan!

The way I have anger issues
I just carried a fridge to kill a spider

I am Enjoying my last R1000 i got from selling one of my kidneys…
Now i am here thinking what’s the use of having two balls 🤔

When I’m bored I transfer money to all my ex’s
then I immediately reverse the transaction
and put my phone on silent.

I Don’t See A Reason
Why I Should Eat meat
with Fork And Knife
I mean, The Animal Is already Dead, So
Weapons Are Not Necessary

I asked old man one day the secrect of
reaching 102 years ,and he told he drinks
bottle of whisky everyday ,smokes 2 packs
of cigarette and bath after 4 days .When I
ask how old is he ,he said ”My son ,I`m 25
years old”

in My Next Life , if i Hear The Name “South Africa”
in My Mother’s Womb ,
i Will Just Use Her intestine To Hang Myself

Those who dress smartly and smell fine
but wear wristwatch that isn’t working
are among the problems we face in South Africa

You have been single from January to October
and as we enter in November you found love.
Bro do not accept,
the devil wants to play with your little savings …
Concentrate!

I don’t know english that much
but i know kidney means a knee of a kid