When i go to a birthday party and the cake and drink doesnt reach me,
i will just remove generator wire.
did u think i came because you are growing older?
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THREE CLASSES OF PEOPLE YOU CAN NEVER ADVICE.
1. Women in love.
2. Men with money
3. ARSENAL FANS
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You will buy sachet water and finish it at once.
but when you buy table water,
u will be opening and closing it as if its doctor’s prescriptioN
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Some girls need to wear socks with their heels cause
their toes be throwing gang signs…
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I can’t wait to hate my daughter’s
boyfriend for nothing
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I hate Tupperware !I don’t understand how can one
SKHAFTINA🍱 have so much power over our moms
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Be your self no matter what others think.
You have to live your life, not they.
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To save water I drink VOdka.
My study scheduled
Study- 30 sec
Rest -15 hours
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Never compare your self with other’s,
there’s no comparison between the sun and the moon.
they all shine when it’s their time to shine.
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I shout,I swear,I get angry, I get scared, I fall,I break,I mess up,
I make mistakes but
if you can’t take me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my best
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Happiness comes with a price tag.
If you are smiling, you have already paid for it in past.
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Month end am selling ma bed
because i won’t need it on December
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If you haven’t heard from bae the whole day…….
just know that the other relationship is doing fine
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Never let anyone do more for you than
you can do for yourself. It’s a trap!
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When they see a ‘White Man’ with a laptop
they see businessman but ‘Black Man’ they see a DJ
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A lot of people think strippers are whores,
you will be shocked to find most whores work in offices,
hospitals, banks, supermarkets & a lot are in universities
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