Sometimes when am bored I go to my block list to check
how my prisoners are doing.
When in good mood I release one or two

was in a restaurant today n wanted to impress my girlfriend.
.
after looking at the menu I called the waiter n said ” pleases give me two plates of Joarces forgorios.
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the waiter said ” sorry sir but that’s the name of the restaurant’s owner.”

A mad man saw a brand new 4X4 car
parked in front of a house. He said “waow
the owner of this car is very dumb…simple
4×4 he cannot solve”…he then took a stone
and wrote on the car =16. The owner of
the car got so angry nd went ahead to
spray de car new. The mad man did it
again. The owner was so angry by this
time that when he finished spraying, he
ordered them to write 4X4=16.
This time
The mad man came around, looked at the
car, nodded his head, smiled, picked a
stone and marked it correct

A blind man went to a restaurant.
“Menu sir?” Asked the owner.
“I’m blind. Just bring me one of your dirty
forks.. I will smell it &
order.”
The confused owner got a fork. The blind
man smelt the fork with a deep breath. “Yes,
I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes
and spring vegetables.
“Unbelievable!” thought the owner.
The blind man ate and left. 2 weeks later the
blind man returned.
The owner, wanting to see how good his
smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where
his wife Brenda was cooking.
He said, “Do me a favor and rub this fork
over your private part!”, which she does!
He then goes to the blind man and gives him
the fork. The blind man takes it, puts it to his
nose and says “Oh interesting…, I never
knew Brenda worked here!”
Owner fainted.

Dear Girlfriend
Please take note that on the 30th of November, all relationships are closing due to December shutdown.
The South African Boyfriend Association would like to thank all ladies that took part in dating,
we strongly apologise for any inconvenience.

On Monday, I asked my wife for R200 to go for a drink since it was a holiday. Truly speaking I’m that one guy who doesn’t like bathing.
So my wife said she will give me that 200 but on one condition.
She said go and bath I have already put some warm water in the bath,
I went there and took some Vaseline and did my own things. I didn’t bath, and then rush back to where she was sitting with our kids.
And I said I’m done bathing may you please give me the money so that I can go?
To my surprise they all started laughing at me and one of my kids said *”Lol Dad you didn’t bath because the money is just under the soap”

I Have a Feeling That My Future Wife Needs Airtime

Which Network My Love 😍?

Everything happens for a reason.
Sometimes the reason is that you are stupid and make bad decisions.

WOMEN Don’t Want Good MEN ✋😏
WOMEN Want A Good Life 🔥♥
GENTS Understand That 🙏 And Get Your Money in Order

Don’t Date Me ✋ Coz I’m Too Broke ,
All i Have To Offer is “Good Morning Baby♥” Text

We Are All Mentally Disturbed ,
it’s Just That Some Are More Disturbed Than Others

in South Africa , Not Having An Medical Aid Makes Your immune System Stronger
Because Your Body Knows That You Can’t Afford To Be Sick

Why Should i Applaud A White Man For Speaking An African Language ? 😒
I’ve Been Speaking English For As Long As I’ve Been Alive 😏 ,
Where is My Applause ?

i Hate How You Are Just Born Out Of No Where And Be Forced To Go To School And Get A Job 😠😡

What if i Wanted To Be A Duck ?

After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test.
She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.
Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you
Husband: What’s up?
Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our kid
Husband: Well you don’t remember, do you??
When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pooped.
Then you said:
– Please go change the baby, I’ll wait for you here.
So I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there.
Moral: Never give a man a job that doesn’t belong to him.