Normal price: R150
Black Friday: buy 2 for R299.99
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Wake up people
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Normal price: R150
Black Friday: buy 2 for R299.99
.
Wake up people
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Text A Girl “i Heard Something About You”
, And Watch How Fast She Texts Back
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I don’t know what’s wrong with me
but every time a girl calls me “baby”
I send her airtime 😑
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Today l used RedBull instead of water
to make my cofee……
After driving on a freeway for 15 minutes
l realises that l left the car at home🏡
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My roommate’s parents were here today
so before they left they gave us R500 and
said we are going to see what we will buy.
So my roomate doesn’t want to give me my R250
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Before l confirm your friend
Request📲 l need:
Certified copy of your ID📂🗒
Proof of resident🌐
And your parent’s payslip
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She’s complains when I give her a R200 note,
she is now asking for atleast four R50.00
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Don’t be a boring girlfriend,
sometimes you must take your boyfriend to the mortuary
to show him where he belongs if you find him cheating
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*Teacher: what is Jomo Cosmos.?*
*Rainbow: a team that plays so well but has nothing to show for it.*
*Teacher: very good ; so give an example.*
*Rainbow: Kaizer Chiefs is a Jomo Cosmos
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Screenshots don’t scare me shame
I have denied voice notes before
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Him: Can You Stop Talking To My Girlfriend?
Me: Damn Since When Talking Is a Crime..?
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Never try to be some body
And never compared your self with any other
Person & be happy with what you have
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I have a date tonight with my bed
totally gonna sleep together
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Excellent message worth sharing with loved ones.
A bus full of passengers was traveling when suddenly the weather changed and there was a huge downpour and lightning all around.
They could see that the lightning appeared to come towards the bus, but then it would strike elsewhere.
After two or thtee horrible instances of near strikes by lightning, the driver stopped the bus, about fifty feet away from a tree and said,
“We have somebody in the bus whose death is a certainty today.”
Because of that person everybody else will also get killed today.
Now listen carefully to what I am saying ..
I want each person to come out of the bus, one person at a time and touch the tree trunk and come back into the bus.
Who so ever’s death is certain, will get caught up and get struck by the lightning and will die. Everybody else will be saved”.
They had to force the 1st person to go and touch the tree and come back.
He reluctantly got down from the bus and went and touched the tree.
His heart leaped with joy when nothing happened and he was still alive.
This continued with rest of the passengers who were all relieved when they touched the tree and nothing happened.
When the last passenger’s turn came, everybody looked at him with accusing eyes.
That passenger was very afraid and reluctant since he was the only one left.
Everybody forced him to get down and go to touch the tree.
With a 100% fear of death in his mind, the last passenger walked to the tree and touched it.
There was a loud roar of thunder as lightning came down and hit the bus!!! Yes the lightning hit the bus, and killed each and every passenger inside the bus.
It was because of the presence of this last passenger that, earlier on,the entire bus was safe and the lightning could not strike the bus.
LIFE LESSON from this..
At times, we try to take credit for our present achievements, forgetting that this could also be because of another person right next to us.
Look around you – Probably someone is there around you, in the form of Your Parents, Your Spouse, Your Children, Your Siblings, Your friends, Your Colleagues, etc, who are saving you from harm..!
Think About it..
You will surely find that Person..!!
Beautiful Lines
”Alone I can ‘Say’ but
together we can ‘talk’.
‘Alone I can ‘Enjoy’ but
together we can
‘Celebrate’.
‘Alone I can ‘Smile’ but
together we can ‘Laugh’.
That’s the BEAUTY of
Human Relations.
We are nothing without
each other
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Welcome to South Africa where
(1). Young girls look forward to putting their signatures on Social Grants than JOB CONTRACTS,
(2). Beer is more important than water,
(3). Arbotion is legal, yet murder is illegal,
(4). Rape and other crime rate is higher than education,
(5). Getting a smart phone is greater than achieving a degree,
(6). Beautiful girls are getting 100+ LIKES on social networks everyday, while the ugly ones are getting DEGREES and getting MARRIED every weekend,
(7). Losing a phone is more painful than losing virginity,
(8). Pizza deliveries are faster than an emergency response
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Dear Future wife….
My salary is our salary…..
your salary is yours alone! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sezwana
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