That annoying Moment when you get into the
most comfortable position in bed
then you realize you forgot to switch off the💡light…

They will sleep with their bosses to get job promotion then come on social media and brag ‘look at me….God is wonderful…he always do things in a mysterious way!!!’
Nxaaaa stop fooling God sis and the thunder that is gonna strike you is doing press ups in Limpopo

BROTHERS AND SISTERS: ✊

Once You Advertise Your Relationship On Social Media ,
You Will Discover That The People Who Are
Waiting For Your Break Up Are More
Than Those Waiting For Christ

– Her : Would You Take A Bullet For Me ? 😥
– Me : Taking Things That Are Not Yours , is Theft Babe 😒😏

– Teacher : What’s Blue And Not Very Heavy ? 😕
– Me : Light Blue

Y’all Demanding BLACK FRIDAY Specials 😏 ,
What if Your Employer Paid You Half The Salary
And call it A BLACK FRIDAY Special For Him ?

“I’ll Never Propose To Someone Who is Stubborn✋”
is Very important When You Are Arguing With Your Girlfriend 😌

There is something wrong with my phone.
Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?

If you’re going through a tough time right now,
I want you to know that, it’s your turn my friend, go through it!

Guys .. Please Never Get into An Argument With Someone
Who Types Faster Than You✋😥 .. PLEASE! 🙏

– That Hurtful Moment ,
When Young People Start Using Abbreviations
That You Are Not Familiar With

KoKASI , Your Neighbors Will Burn Some Stuff
While Your Laundry is Still On The Washing Line

it’s Friday Night 🔥♥ , Time To Party 💃💪 ..

I’m Just Kidding 😕😒 , I’m Actually At The House 🏡 Chilling On The Couch 😏

Gents before you get Your Bonuses
.
Remember they once said “Men are Trash ”

Teacher to his student: Give me the opposite to this sentence: “Children In the dark make mistakes”.
Student: “Mistake in the dark makes Children”
Teacher: get out.

What made you break up with your Ex ?
.
Me : She stole ma Charger